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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Curious light whorehouse

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Curious light whorehouse



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: bull headed clown stain



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Salmon sweet tailpipe

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: stirring pit athletic conference

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: slimy tantric incel masturbator



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Impertinent low-t codepig

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: racy theatre antidepressant drug

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Curious light whorehouse

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: stirring pit athletic conference

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: erotic travel guidebook parlor

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: slimy tantric incel masturbator



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Lime thriller shitlib



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: slimy tantric incel masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: stirring pit athletic conference

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: cyan theater



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: slimy tantric incel masturbator



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Curious light whorehouse



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: nubile talented hairy legs space



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: vivacious aqua nibblets trump supporter

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: stirring pit athletic conference



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Startling Box Office Philosopher-king



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Startling Box Office Philosopher-king



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: nubile talented hairy legs space



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Unholy Senate Elastic Band

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Curious light whorehouse

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: nubile talented hairy legs space

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Startling Box Office Philosopher-king



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Curious light whorehouse



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: territorial fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: exhilarant party of the first part



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Curious light whorehouse



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: poppy school ladyboy

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48899759)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: drunken lascivious indian lodge

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: stock market



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