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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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bistre useless brakes
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Impertinent spectacular hall boltzmann
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
pearly angry tanning salon codepig
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
Impertinent spectacular hall boltzmann
  07/18/25
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Mahogany resort immigrant
  07/18/25
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vengeful arrogant stage
  07/18/25
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onyx soggy wagecucks
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
Mustard stirring trust fund
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
pearly angry tanning salon codepig
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
Idiotic lake institution
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
Orange Church
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
Citrine Meetinghouse
  07/18/25
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Cracking bright plaza
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
fragrant flesh gaping
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
Orange Church
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
Thirsty Liquid Oxygen Ape
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
Orange Church
  07/18/25
girth or length?
fishy sexy shrine
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Appetizing water buffalo kitchen
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
passionate national
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
slate affirmative action
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
passionate national
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
swashbuckling step-uncle's house boiling water
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Apoplectic bawdyhouse
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
razzmatazz pale new version
  07/18/25
300k
lilac parlor azn
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
vengeful arrogant stage
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
razzmatazz pale new version
  07/18/25
is this a real question
vengeful arrogant stage
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
hot soul-stirring internal respiration
  07/18/25
wow
razzmatazz pale new version
  07/18/25
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Cracking bright plaza
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
magical pocket flask background story
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
Mahogany resort immigrant
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
jet-lagged vivacious mood field
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
jet-lagged vivacious mood field
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
Chocolate talented heaven roommate
  07/18/25
saame
French haunted graveyard
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
electric native
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
Aromatic house
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
chartreuse metal hospital
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
Cream disgusting tank box office
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
Bronze selfie
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
topaz geriatric national security agency
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
Cracking bright plaza
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bistre useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Impertinent spectacular hall boltzmann

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: pearly angry tanning salon codepig

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Impertinent spectacular hall boltzmann

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Mahogany resort immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: vengeful arrogant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: onyx soggy wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Mustard stirring trust fund

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: pearly angry tanning salon codepig

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Idiotic lake institution

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Orange Church

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Citrine Meetinghouse

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Cracking bright plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: fragrant flesh gaping

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Orange Church

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Thirsty Liquid Oxygen Ape

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Orange Church

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: fishy sexy shrine

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Appetizing water buffalo kitchen

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: passionate national

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: slate affirmative action

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: passionate national

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling step-uncle's house boiling water

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Apoplectic bawdyhouse

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz pale new version

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: lilac parlor azn

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: vengeful arrogant stage

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz pale new version

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: vengeful arrogant stage

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: hot soul-stirring internal respiration

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz pale new version

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Cracking bright plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: magical pocket flask background story

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Mahogany resort immigrant

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged vivacious mood field

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged vivacious mood field

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Chocolate talented heaven roommate

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: French haunted graveyard

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: electric native

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Aromatic house

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: chartreuse metal hospital

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cream disgusting tank box office

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Bronze selfie

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: topaz geriatric national security agency

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Cracking bright plaza

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49115313)