Turned out to be a crackhead

Paid him to get lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804652)

To lose my wallet at lunch

When I date a Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804655)

I was cute enough for him.

Gross old man, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804674)

Left me for an idiot.

Thought I was no fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804678)

Are cool but mostly they suck

Not in a good way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804683)

Then I met a gassy shrew

Please God kill me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804689)

With deranged Georgetown yuppie

From the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804690)

But only if they are tops

Fat guy butt is yuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804699)

Want to sneak out and get high

Cruise through Latin hood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804703)

You buy that measuring tape?

Sears, Roebuck & Co.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804715)

For me. But if you want to

do poppers that's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804729)

Date's conversation was bad.

Thought talking was rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804758)

Talk to get to know person.

Too bad, film patrons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804773)

Maybe pick a restaurant

Instead of a film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31804785)

Husband, texted the trashy

Jealous lolwoman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31805405)

Does not look good on a man.

But he was nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31805473)

Always live with their grandma?

Fuck in the back room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31805495)

Awkward age for father son

Incest roleplay fans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31805522)

Outside while we fool around.

It's creeping me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31805569)

Fun, but now the cops drive through.

Get a life, dumb cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31805610)

Just lie there and I'll blow you.

Now my neck hurts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31806149)

Than deaf guys in bed. I think

Only sluts know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31806171)

Great! Let's fuck without condoms.

Hey! How'd I get AIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31806358)

He seemed like such a good guy.

Am I just a hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31808323)

Snobbery is middle class.

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2)#31808970)