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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Black thriller reading party
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/01/25
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mind-boggling round eye
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
purple church place of business
  08/02/25
rip
dark internet-worthy dingle berry
  08/02/25
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Black thriller reading party
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Grizzly den ceo
  08/01/25
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big point
  08/01/25
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Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Deranged library
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Sapphire Idea He Suggested
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Well-lubricated beady-eyed office hominid
  08/01/25
yes
Sapphire Idea He Suggested
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Sapphire Idea He Suggested
  08/01/25
?
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Well-lubricated beady-eyed office hominid
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
big point
  08/01/25
Sick
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/01/25
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Sapphire Idea He Suggested
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
brindle crackhouse multi-billionaire
  08/02/25
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pink greedy set
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Sapphire Idea He Suggested
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
dark internet-worthy dingle berry
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
brindle crackhouse multi-billionaire
  08/02/25
Hdy
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Dead unhinged brunch
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
frum wine useless brakes trust fund
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Supple foreskin center
  08/02/25
Titcr
Razzle effete main people
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Supple foreskin center
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Garnet ungodly immigrant crotch
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Supple foreskin center
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
vigorous space
  08/02/25
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Comical yellow public bath
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Carnelian national
  08/02/25
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filthy mental disorder jew
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Lake Parlour
  08/02/25
?
Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Violent house
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Black thriller reading party

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling round eye



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: purple church place of business

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: dark internet-worthy dingle berry

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Black thriller reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Grizzly den ceo

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: big point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Deranged library

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sapphire Idea He Suggested

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated beady-eyed office hominid

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Idea He Suggested

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Sapphire Idea He Suggested

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated beady-eyed office hominid

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: big point

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: brindle crackhouse multi-billionaire

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: pink greedy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Sapphire Idea He Suggested

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: dark internet-worthy dingle berry

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: brindle crackhouse multi-billionaire

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Dead unhinged brunch

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: frum wine useless brakes trust fund

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Supple foreskin center

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Razzle effete main people

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Supple foreskin center

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Garnet ungodly immigrant crotch

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Supple foreskin center

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: vigorous space

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Comical yellow public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Carnelian national

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: filthy mental disorder jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Lake Parlour

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac ratface range

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Violent house

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)