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OH GOD, OH-
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Poppy boyish new version scourge upon the earth
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LJL @ poors
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Thriller Hunting Ground Alpha
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MFCR alert
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  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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tan becky
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
titillating hairless rehab
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Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Contagious parlor
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Rambunctious crystalline filthpig voyeur
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emergency money
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maroon hell
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Purple supple sanctuary
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You’re poor
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
bonkers green feces university
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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maroon hell
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
ivory vivacious field
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
bonkers green feces university
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How poor are you fuckers?
tan becky
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
bonkers green feces university
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
stimulating chad
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Histrionic prole sound barrier
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Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
bonkers green feces university
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
Vermilion Queen Of The Night Giraffe
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great thread
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i love men
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bonkers green feces university
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How are you this poor
Odious ungodly really tough guy
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
bonkers green feces university
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Fragrant orchid address skinny woman
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: bonkers green feces university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: bonkers green feces university

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: low-t telephone

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Poppy boyish new version scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Contagious parlor

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Thriller Hunting Ground Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: ivory vivacious field

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Rambunctious crystalline filthpig voyeur

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: tan becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: titillating hairless rehab

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Contagious parlor

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Rambunctious crystalline filthpig voyeur

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Contagious parlor

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: maroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Purple supple sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Purple supple sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: chocolate locale ratface

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Odious ungodly really tough guy

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: maroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: ivory vivacious field

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: bonkers green feces university

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: tan becky

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: stimulating chad

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Histrionic prole sound barrier

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Vermilion Queen Of The Night Giraffe

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Abnormal Kitty Area

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Poppy boyish new version scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Abnormal Kitty Area

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Odious ungodly really tough guy

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: bonkers green feces university

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Fragrant orchid address skinny woman

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: bonkers green feces university

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: bonkers green feces university

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: bonkers green feces university

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49111460)