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Red fighting state
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
disrespectful big hissy fit
  05/05/25
Cr
unhinged locus
  05/06/25
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Maize demanding psychic rigpig
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ebony windowlicker stain
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Dead trailer park
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
vermilion indian lodge filthpig
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Awkward Point Laser Beams
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
vermilion indian lodge filthpig
  05/05/25
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Awkward Point Laser Beams
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
walnut jap
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Awkward Point Laser Beams
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
walnut jap
  05/05/25
180
Awkward Point Laser Beams
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
supple kitchen coldplay fan
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Nofapping resort therapy
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garnet home kitty cat
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Hairraiser Opaque Dilemma Faggot Firefighter
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
deep theatre
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Hairraiser Opaque Dilemma Faggot Firefighter
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
ebony windowlicker stain
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Cream party of the first part school cafeteria
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
cracking mother ticket booth
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Nofapping resort therapy
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Self-centered flushed death wish
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Maize demanding psychic rigpig
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
deep theatre
  05/06/25
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Red fighting state
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
deep theatre
  05/09/25
1800000
Red fighting state
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deep theatre
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Lime bonkers church building
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Glittery salmon telephone church
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Irradiated community account
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
ebony windowlicker stain
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Lime bonkers church building
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Dead trailer park
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Lime bonkers church building
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Lime bonkers church building
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Red fighting state
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Lime bonkers church building
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
shivering jade market
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Nubile philosopher-king brunch
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Slimy talented center
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Red fighting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: disrespectful big hissy fit

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: unhinged locus

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Maize demanding psychic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: ebony windowlicker stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Dead trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: vermilion indian lodge filthpig

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Awkward Point Laser Beams

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: vermilion indian lodge filthpig

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Awkward Point Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: walnut jap

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Awkward Point Laser Beams

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: walnut jap

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Awkward Point Laser Beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: supple kitchen coldplay fan

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Nofapping resort therapy

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: garnet home kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Opaque Dilemma Faggot Firefighter

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: deep theatre

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser Opaque Dilemma Faggot Firefighter

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: ebony windowlicker stain

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Cream party of the first part school cafeteria

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: cracking mother ticket booth

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Nofapping resort therapy

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Self-centered flushed death wish

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Maize demanding psychic rigpig

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: deep theatre

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Red fighting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: deep theatre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Red fighting state

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Lime bonkers church building

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Glittery salmon telephone church

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Irradiated community account

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: ebony windowlicker stain

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Lime bonkers church building

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Dead trailer park

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Lime bonkers church building

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Lime bonkers church building

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Red fighting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Lime bonkers church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: shivering jade market

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Nubile philosopher-king brunch

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Slimy talented center

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918763)