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pearly contagious potus tanning salon
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
house-broken lay associate
  05/05/25
Cr
Dashing immigrant messiness
  05/06/25
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Histrionic Disturbing Dingle Berry Bawdyhouse
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aquamarine range
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sooty razzmatazz rehab
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Stirring theater
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
light electric home twinkling uncleanness
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Stirring theater
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light electric home twinkling uncleanness
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
vivacious foreskin rigor
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
light electric home twinkling uncleanness
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
vivacious foreskin rigor
  05/05/25
180
light electric home twinkling uncleanness
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Lavender territorial death wish elastic band
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
cracking dilemma trust fund
  05/06/25
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Vibrant azure shitlib box office
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Bright principal's office
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
curious meetinghouse
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Bright principal's office
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
aquamarine range
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
anal cowardly son of senegal
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Mischievous claret electric furnace
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
cracking dilemma trust fund
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Elite kitchen legal warrant
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Histrionic Disturbing Dingle Berry Bawdyhouse
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
curious meetinghouse
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pearly contagious potus tanning salon
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
curious meetinghouse
  05/09/25
1800000
pearly contagious potus tanning salon
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curious meetinghouse
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Abnormal roommate market
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
exhilarant sinister queen of the night
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Wild Clear Station Codepig
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
aquamarine range
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Abnormal roommate market
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
sooty razzmatazz rehab
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Abnormal roommate market
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Abnormal roommate market
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pearly contagious potus tanning salon
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Abnormal roommate market
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Cheese-eating metal voyeur brunch
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
mentally impaired obsidian stead
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
bonkers house
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: pearly contagious potus tanning salon



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: house-broken lay associate

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Dashing immigrant messiness

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Histrionic Disturbing Dingle Berry Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: aquamarine range



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: sooty razzmatazz rehab



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Stirring theater

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: light electric home twinkling uncleanness

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring theater

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: light electric home twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: vivacious foreskin rigor

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: light electric home twinkling uncleanness

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: vivacious foreskin rigor

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: light electric home twinkling uncleanness

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Lavender territorial death wish elastic band

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: cracking dilemma trust fund

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Vibrant azure shitlib box office



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Bright principal's office

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: curious meetinghouse

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Bright principal's office

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: aquamarine range

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: anal cowardly son of senegal

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Mischievous claret electric furnace

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: cracking dilemma trust fund

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Elite kitchen legal warrant

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Histrionic Disturbing Dingle Berry Bawdyhouse

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: curious meetinghouse

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: pearly contagious potus tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: curious meetinghouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: pearly contagious potus tanning salon

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: curious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Abnormal roommate market

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: exhilarant sinister queen of the night

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Wild Clear Station Codepig

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: aquamarine range

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Abnormal roommate market

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: sooty razzmatazz rehab

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Abnormal roommate market

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Abnormal roommate market

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: pearly contagious potus tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Abnormal roommate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating metal voyeur brunch

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired obsidian stead

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: bonkers house

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918763)