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crimson wild pocket flask
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
fragrant ebony step-uncle's house coffee pot
  05/05/25
Cr
Diverse Fishy Orchestra Pit
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olive racy spot
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territorial titillating market
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Primrose tanning salon
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slutmobile obv
Contagious infuriating garrison
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Disrespectful Macaca Parlor
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Contagious infuriating garrison
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Disrespectful Macaca Parlor
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
bright private investor hall
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Disrespectful Macaca Parlor
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
bright private investor hall
  05/05/25
180
Disrespectful Macaca Parlor
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
chartreuse boyish sweet tailpipe
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
histrionic kink-friendly shitlib
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offensive self-centered bbw
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
dun bearded karate kitchen
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Blue arousing office skinny woman
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
dun bearded karate kitchen
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
territorial titillating market
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
iridescent fanboi
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Salmon vibrant hissy fit casino
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
histrionic kink-friendly shitlib
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
sable hairraiser roast beef
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
olive racy spot
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Blue arousing office skinny woman
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crimson wild pocket flask
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Blue arousing office skinny woman
  05/09/25
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crimson wild pocket flask
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Blue arousing office skinny woman
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Opaque immigrant field
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
mint dashing site marketing idea
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Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Bisexual Alcoholic University
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
territorial titillating market
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Opaque immigrant field
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Primrose tanning salon
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Opaque immigrant field
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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crimson wild pocket flask
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Opaque immigrant field
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Mewling Resort
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Unhinged generalized bond
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: crimson wild pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: fragrant ebony step-uncle's house coffee pot

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Diverse Fishy Orchestra Pit

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: olive racy spot



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: territorial titillating market



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Primrose tanning salon



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Contagious infuriating garrison

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful Macaca Parlor

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Contagious infuriating garrison

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful Macaca Parlor



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: bright private investor hall

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful Macaca Parlor

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: bright private investor hall

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful Macaca Parlor

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: chartreuse boyish sweet tailpipe

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: histrionic kink-friendly shitlib

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: offensive self-centered bbw



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: dun bearded karate kitchen

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Blue arousing office skinny woman

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: dun bearded karate kitchen

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: territorial titillating market

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: iridescent fanboi

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Salmon vibrant hissy fit casino

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: histrionic kink-friendly shitlib

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: sable hairraiser roast beef

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: olive racy spot

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Blue arousing office skinny woman

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: crimson wild pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Blue arousing office skinny woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: crimson wild pocket flask

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Blue arousing office skinny woman



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Opaque immigrant field

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: mint dashing site marketing idea

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bisexual Alcoholic University

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: territorial titillating market

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Opaque immigrant field

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Primrose tanning salon

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Opaque immigrant field

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Opaque immigrant field

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: crimson wild pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Opaque immigrant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Mewling Resort

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Unhinged generalized bond

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Elite razzmatazz brunch

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918763)