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lake dashing boltzmann
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
fiercely-loyal quadroon
  05/05/25
Cr
Aphrodisiac Buck-toothed Famous Landscape Painting Ape
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Boyish Scarlet Hell Doctorate
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Carmine Exciting Toilet Seat Pistol
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mahogany hilarious associate
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Crusty electric furnace
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
lilac cocky cuck parlour
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Crusty electric furnace
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lilac cocky cuck parlour
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Avocado native
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
lilac cocky cuck parlour
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Avocado native
  05/05/25
180
lilac cocky cuck parlour
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
doobsian theatre windowlicker
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Turquoise histrionic filthpig
  05/06/25
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Adventurous flatulent kitchen
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Dead Alpha Mother
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
appetizing puppy house
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Dead Alpha Mother
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Carmine Exciting Toilet Seat Pistol
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
beady-eyed fear-inspiring mood rigor
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
carnelian maniacal tank church building
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Turquoise histrionic filthpig
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Ebony exhilarant idea he suggested theater stage
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Boyish Scarlet Hell Doctorate
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
appetizing puppy house
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lake dashing boltzmann
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
appetizing puppy house
  05/09/25
1800000
lake dashing boltzmann
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appetizing puppy house
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Very Tactful Fighting Plaza Philosopher-king
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
cobalt station
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Carmine Exciting Toilet Seat Pistol
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
mahogany hilarious associate
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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lake dashing boltzmann
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Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
rusted bawdyhouse toaster
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
violent maize bbw lay
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: lake dashing boltzmann



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal quadroon

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Buck-toothed Famous Landscape Painting Ape

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Boyish Scarlet Hell Doctorate



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Carmine Exciting Toilet Seat Pistol



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious associate



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: lilac cocky cuck parlour

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: lilac cocky cuck parlour



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Avocado native

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: lilac cocky cuck parlour

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Avocado native

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: lilac cocky cuck parlour

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: doobsian theatre windowlicker

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Turquoise histrionic filthpig

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Adventurous flatulent kitchen



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Dead Alpha Mother

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: appetizing puppy house

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Dead Alpha Mother

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Carmine Exciting Toilet Seat Pistol

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed fear-inspiring mood rigor

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: carnelian maniacal tank church building

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Turquoise histrionic filthpig

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Ebony exhilarant idea he suggested theater stage

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Boyish Scarlet Hell Doctorate

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: appetizing puppy house

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: lake dashing boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: appetizing puppy house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: lake dashing boltzmann

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: appetizing puppy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Very Tactful Fighting Plaza Philosopher-king

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: cobalt station

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Carmine Exciting Toilet Seat Pistol

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: mahogany hilarious associate

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: lake dashing boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Rose fragrant hunting ground wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: rusted bawdyhouse toaster

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: violent maize bbw lay

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Insane Place Of Business Liquid Oxygen

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918763)