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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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chestnut cumskin
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
hyperventilating community account
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
chestnut cumskin
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
hyperventilating community account
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
chestnut cumskin
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Ocher soggy ratface lettuce
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
chestnut cumskin
  07/06/25
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Khaki property trust fund
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Bespoke pistol
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
hyperventilating community account
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Bespoke pistol
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
chestnut cumskin
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Bespoke pistol
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
hyperventilating community account
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
chestnut cumskin
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Bespoke pistol
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Maroon organic girlfriend public bath
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Bespoke pistol
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
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  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Milky turdskin whorehouse
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
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This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Translucent wild laser beams
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Scarlet titillating toaster pit
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Histrionic Reading Party Pocket Flask
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
trip theater stage
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
chestnut cumskin
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Maroon organic girlfriend public bath
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
chestnut cumskin
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
trip theater stage
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
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Passionate greedy affirmative action
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
trip theater stage
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Scarlet titillating toaster pit
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Maroon organic girlfriend public bath
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Passionate greedy affirmative action
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
trip theater stage
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Passionate greedy affirmative action
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
trip theater stage
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Passionate greedy affirmative action
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
trip theater stage
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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chestnut cumskin
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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chestnut cumskin
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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chestnut cumskin
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Fighting tan gas station friendly grandma
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: hyperventilating community account

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating community account

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Ocher soggy ratface lettuce

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Khaki property trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged razzle-dazzle center rigor

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Bespoke pistol



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Ocher soggy ratface lettuce



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Histrionic Reading Party Pocket Flask



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Passionate greedy affirmative action



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Milky turdskin whorehouse



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Bespoke pistol

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating community account

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bespoke pistol

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Bespoke pistol

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating community account

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bespoke pistol

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Maroon organic girlfriend public bath

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Bespoke pistol

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Domesticated ivory gaping mad-dog skullcap

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible associate step-uncle's house

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Milky turdskin whorehouse



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid boistinker market

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Translucent wild laser beams

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Scarlet titillating toaster pit

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Histrionic Reading Party Pocket Flask

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: trip theater stage

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: chestnut cumskin

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Maroon organic girlfriend public bath

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: chestnut cumskin

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: trip theater stage

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Maroon organic girlfriend public bath

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Passionate greedy affirmative action



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: trip theater stage

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Scarlet titillating toaster pit

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Maroon organic girlfriend public bath

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Passionate greedy affirmative action

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: trip theater stage

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Passionate greedy affirmative action

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: trip theater stage

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Passionate greedy affirmative action

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: trip theater stage

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: trip theater stage

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid boistinker market



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Passionate greedy affirmative action

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: boyish white menage ape

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bespoke pistol



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Passionate greedy affirmative action



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Spectacular mexican party of the first part

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Sexy Jew

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: chestnut cumskin



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Fighting tan gas station friendly grandma

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235)