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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Transparent senate scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Boyish personal credit line digit ratio
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
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  07/14/25
100%
Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets
  07/15/25
FAG
Charismatic sex offender school cafeteria
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
slippery fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Maniacal crackhouse corn cake
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
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Titillating Buck-toothed Factory Reset Button
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Maniacal crackhouse corn cake
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Transparent senate scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Maniacal crackhouse corn cake
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Transparent senate scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Peach Sneaky Criminal
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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Lol
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  07/15/25
jfc 180
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
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  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Transparent senate scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Boyish personal credit line digit ratio
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Transparent senate scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
wut
Electric Chocolate Son Of Senegal
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Transparent senate scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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Peach Sneaky Criminal
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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Good poast moniker synergy
Peach Sneaky Criminal
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
thriller messiness
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Transparent senate scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Transparent senate scourge upon the earth

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line digit ratio

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac copper locale water buffalo

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line digit ratio

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Charismatic sex offender school cafeteria

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: slippery fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: sapphire love of her life lay

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Appetizing church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse corn cake

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Transparent senate scourge upon the earth

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Titillating Buck-toothed Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse corn cake

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Transparent senate scourge upon the earth

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse corn cake

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Transparent senate scourge upon the earth

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse corn cake

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Peach Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop electric furnace

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse corn cake

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Charismatic sex offender school cafeteria

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: laughsome greedy public bath

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Appetizing church

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line digit ratio

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac copper locale water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Transparent senate scourge upon the earth

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line digit ratio

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Transparent senate scourge upon the earth

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Electric Chocolate Son Of Senegal

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Transparent senate scourge upon the earth

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: pearl private investor

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Peach Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Canary orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Galvanic self-centered coldplay fan state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: dead disgusting prole blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Provocative theater stage juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: vivacious point

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Galvanic self-centered coldplay fan state

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: slippery fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Talented erotic dog poop karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Titillating Buck-toothed Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crimson toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Arrogant curious university regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic black theatre keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Talented erotic dog poop karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Peach Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: fluffy market

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: passionate striped hyena church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: aromatic hyperventilating parlour

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Peach Sneaky Criminal

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy chest-beating fanboi lettuce

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: thriller messiness

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: french pontificating indian lodge

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: vermilion site

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: rose dopamine

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Cerebral Thirsty Shrine

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop electric furnace

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: out-of-control ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Charismatic sex offender school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Bright Indecent Gas Station Nibblets

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Transparent senate scourge upon the earth

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451)