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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Cyan nursing home useless brakes
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
burgundy abusive chad den
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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At a bar
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burgundy abusive chad den
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
silver site affirmative action
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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burgundy abusive chad den
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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  07/26/25
I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
histrionic obsidian hunting ground
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Cyan nursing home useless brakes

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: burgundy abusive chad den

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Cyan nursing home useless brakes

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle deranged menage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: hideous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Ruddy Cuckold Orchestra Pit

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Cyan nursing home useless brakes

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Carnelian institution antidepressant drug

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle deranged menage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Wine jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: twinkling tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy address incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Carmine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: crimson toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cyan nursing home useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: slimy peach area juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: histrionic obsidian hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Insanely creepy national selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Chrome Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Talented erotic gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Umber galvanic trailer park hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: yellow alcoholic hospital

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: burgundy abusive chad den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: silver site affirmative action

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Cyan nursing home useless brakes

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: burgundy abusive chad den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: silver site affirmative action

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle deranged menage degenerate

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Primrose Yapping Field Coffee Pot

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Cyan nursing home useless brakes

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Free-loading Spruce Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Vibrant pocket flask university

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle deranged menage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: awkward mahogany rigpig forum

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: histrionic obsidian hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst meetinghouse shitlib

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: slimy peach area juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: coral theatre

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: histrionic obsidian hunting ground

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Cyan nursing home useless brakes

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: burgundy abusive chad den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Dark internal respiration fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: burgundy abusive chad den

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: submissive exciting pervert

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle deranged menage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Lascivious olive gunner cruise ship

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Provocative Ebony Casino Half-breed

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: sable twinkling uncleanness

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134975)