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up-to-no-good hyperactive sanctuary
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
fighting really tough guy
  05/05/25
Cr
bat-shit-crazy half-breed patrolman
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Crystalline indirect expression locale
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Aphrodisiac sooty generalized bond
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gay codepig
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
stirring transparent trump supporter
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Concupiscible Mediation Alpha
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
stirring transparent trump supporter
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Concupiscible Mediation Alpha
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Violet Violent Roommate
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Concupiscible Mediation Alpha
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Violet Violent Roommate
  05/05/25
180
Concupiscible Mediation Alpha
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
unhinged diverse double fault
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
provocative state voyeur
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Bright drunken abode striped hyena
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
stubborn dead hell place of business
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Know-it-all Emerald Rehab Multi-billionaire
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
stubborn dead hell place of business
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Aphrodisiac sooty generalized bond
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
henna chad
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
fragrant thirsty cuck mood
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
provocative state voyeur
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Blue private investor
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Crystalline indirect expression locale
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Know-it-all Emerald Rehab Multi-billionaire
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up-to-no-good hyperactive sanctuary
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Know-it-all Emerald Rehab Multi-billionaire
  05/09/25
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up-to-no-good hyperactive sanctuary
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Know-it-all Emerald Rehab Multi-billionaire
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
hyperventilating weed whacker church
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
supple mental disorder
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Cordovan arousing house
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Aphrodisiac sooty generalized bond
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
hyperventilating weed whacker church
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
gay codepig
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
hyperventilating weed whacker church
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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up-to-no-good hyperactive sanctuary
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hyperventilating weed whacker church
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
sienna trip dopamine hominid
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Navy people who are hurt knife
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good hyperactive sanctuary



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: fighting really tough guy

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy half-breed patrolman

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Crystalline indirect expression locale



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty generalized bond



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: gay codepig



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: stirring transparent trump supporter

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation Alpha

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: stirring transparent trump supporter

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation Alpha



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Violet Violent Roommate

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation Alpha

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Violet Violent Roommate

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation Alpha

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: unhinged diverse double fault

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: provocative state voyeur

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Bright drunken abode striped hyena



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: stubborn dead hell place of business

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Know-it-all Emerald Rehab Multi-billionaire

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: stubborn dead hell place of business

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty generalized bond

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: henna chad

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: fragrant thirsty cuck mood

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: provocative state voyeur

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Blue private investor

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Crystalline indirect expression locale

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Know-it-all Emerald Rehab Multi-billionaire

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good hyperactive sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all Emerald Rehab Multi-billionaire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: up-to-no-good hyperactive sanctuary

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all Emerald Rehab Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker church

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: supple mental disorder

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Cordovan arousing house

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty generalized bond

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker church

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: gay codepig

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker church

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker church

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: up-to-no-good hyperactive sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: sienna trip dopamine hominid

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Navy people who are hurt knife

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Bronze spectacular theatre

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918763)