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Puce cheese-eating market gaming laptop
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Trip Aqua Rigpig
  05/05/25
Cr
lime yarmulke pisswyrm
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Sick mexican
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big internal respiration
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naked stag film
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Azure whorehouse hissy fit
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
sickened field blood rage
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Azure whorehouse hissy fit
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sickened field blood rage
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Talented fiercely-loyal double fault stage
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
sickened field blood rage
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Talented fiercely-loyal double fault stage
  05/05/25
180
sickened field blood rage
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Thriller office coffee pot
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Sadistic mediation
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Magenta Hairraiser Chapel Clown
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Passionate Stage
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
cerebral magical becky
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Passionate Stage
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
big internal respiration
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Titillating Main People Area
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
Fragrant charcoal foreskin alpha
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Sadistic mediation
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
low-t unhinged hell
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Sick mexican
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
cerebral magical becky
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Puce cheese-eating market gaming laptop
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
cerebral magical becky
  05/09/25
1800000
Puce cheese-eating market gaming laptop
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cerebral magical becky
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
cruel-hearted vigorous codepig newt
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
vivacious hall love of her life
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
big internal respiration
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
naked stag film
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Puce cheese-eating market gaming laptop
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Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask
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My bum is on the Swedish
marvelous national kitty
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Overrated Filthpig
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Electric rusted base fat ankles
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating market gaming laptop



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Trip Aqua Rigpig

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: lime yarmulke pisswyrm

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Sick mexican



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: big internal respiration



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: naked stag film



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Azure whorehouse hissy fit

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: sickened field blood rage

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Azure whorehouse hissy fit

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: sickened field blood rage



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Talented fiercely-loyal double fault stage

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: sickened field blood rage

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Talented fiercely-loyal double fault stage

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: sickened field blood rage

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Thriller office coffee pot

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Sadistic mediation

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Magenta Hairraiser Chapel Clown



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Passionate Stage

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: cerebral magical becky

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Passionate Stage

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: big internal respiration

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Titillating Main People Area

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Fragrant charcoal foreskin alpha

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Sadistic mediation

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: low-t unhinged hell

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Sick mexican

I like undercutters pizza.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: cerebral magical becky

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating market gaming laptop



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: cerebral magical becky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Puce cheese-eating market gaming laptop

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: cerebral magical becky



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted vigorous codepig newt

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vivacious hall love of her life

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: big internal respiration

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: naked stag film

scholarship is 180, boner police

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Puce cheese-eating market gaming laptop



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Cordovan nudist new version pocket flask



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: marvelous national kitty

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Overrated Filthpig

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Electric rusted base fat ankles

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918763)