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Big Impressive Fat Ankles Nursing Home
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
topaz forum famous landscape painting
  05/05/25
Cr
Burgundy home kitty
  05/06/25
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Excitant Bonkers Trailer Park
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irradiated haunted graveyard
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Laughsome new version
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Fluffy chapel
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
splenetic provocative dopamine
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Fluffy chapel
  05/05/25
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splenetic provocative dopamine
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
galvanic mahogany athletic conference address
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
splenetic provocative dopamine
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
galvanic mahogany athletic conference address
  05/05/25
180
splenetic provocative dopamine
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
seedy wine ladyboy
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
duck-like disturbing ticket booth sex offender
  05/06/25
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Mind-boggling Nighttime Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Carnelian ceo mood
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
flatulent cuckoldry
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Carnelian ceo mood
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
irradiated haunted graveyard
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
lime harsh house twinkling uncleanness
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
vermilion bisexual space rigpig
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
duck-like disturbing ticket booth sex offender
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Underhanded idiot hall
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Excitant Bonkers Trailer Park
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
flatulent cuckoldry
  05/06/25
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Big Impressive Fat Ankles Nursing Home
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
flatulent cuckoldry
  05/09/25
1800000
Big Impressive Fat Ankles Nursing Home
  05/10/25
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flatulent cuckoldry
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
bespoke set legal warrant
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
bearded pearl antidepressant drug
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
lascivious menage french chef
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
irradiated haunted graveyard
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
bespoke set legal warrant
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Laughsome new version
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
bespoke set legal warrant
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
bespoke set legal warrant
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Big Impressive Fat Ankles Nursing Home
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bespoke set legal warrant
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Jade razzle meetinghouse
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Crystalline histrionic church
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
misunderstood gas station
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Big Impressive Fat Ankles Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: topaz forum famous landscape painting

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Burgundy home kitty

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Excitant Bonkers Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Laughsome new version



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Fluffy chapel

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: splenetic provocative dopamine

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Fluffy chapel

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: splenetic provocative dopamine



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: galvanic mahogany athletic conference address

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: splenetic provocative dopamine

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: galvanic mahogany athletic conference address

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: splenetic provocative dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: seedy wine ladyboy

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: duck-like disturbing ticket booth sex offender

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Nighttime Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Carnelian ceo mood

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: flatulent cuckoldry

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Carnelian ceo mood

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: lime harsh house twinkling uncleanness

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: vermilion bisexual space rigpig

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: duck-like disturbing ticket booth sex offender

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Underhanded idiot hall

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Excitant Bonkers Trailer Park

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: flatulent cuckoldry

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Big Impressive Fat Ankles Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: flatulent cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Big Impressive Fat Ankles Nursing Home

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: flatulent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: bespoke set legal warrant

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: bearded pearl antidepressant drug

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: lascivious menage french chef

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: bespoke set legal warrant

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Laughsome new version

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: bespoke set legal warrant

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: bespoke set legal warrant

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Big Impressive Fat Ankles Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: bespoke set legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Jade razzle meetinghouse

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Crystalline histrionic church

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: misunderstood gas station

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918763)