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Wonderful den fanboi
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Trip out-of-control house
  05/05/25
Cr
Fuchsia self-centered crotch pistol
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Disturbing demanding theater hairy legs
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Stubborn reading party
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Cerise macaca
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Coiffed Karate
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Spectacular twinkling uncleanness chad
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Coiffed Karate
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Spectacular twinkling uncleanness chad
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
garnet mind-boggling fortuitous meteor
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Spectacular twinkling uncleanness chad
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
garnet mind-boggling fortuitous meteor
  05/05/25
180
Spectacular twinkling uncleanness chad
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Passionate nursing home cuckoldry
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
fragrant market
  05/06/25
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Yellow sound barrier
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Rebellious plaza corn cake
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Disgusting crackhouse doctorate
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Rebellious plaza corn cake
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Stubborn reading party
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Swashbuckling Whorehouse Haunted Graveyard
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
idiotic lay factory reset button
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
fragrant market
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Lascivious Skinny Woman Idea He Suggested
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Disturbing demanding theater hairy legs
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Disgusting crackhouse doctorate
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Wonderful den fanboi
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Disgusting crackhouse doctorate
  05/09/25
1800000
Wonderful den fanboi
  05/10/25
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Disgusting crackhouse doctorate
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
supple lake gas station feces
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Floppy persian psychic
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Twinkling appetizing party of the first part headpube
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Stubborn reading party
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
supple lake gas station feces
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Cerise macaca
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
supple lake gas station feces
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Wonderful den fanboi
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supple lake gas station feces
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Glassy hominid goal in life
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
translucent athletic conference
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Wonderful den fanboi



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Trip out-of-control house

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Fuchsia self-centered crotch pistol

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Disturbing demanding theater hairy legs



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Stubborn reading party



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Cerise macaca



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Coiffed Karate

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Spectacular twinkling uncleanness chad

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Coiffed Karate

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Spectacular twinkling uncleanness chad



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: garnet mind-boggling fortuitous meteor

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Spectacular twinkling uncleanness chad

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: garnet mind-boggling fortuitous meteor

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Spectacular twinkling uncleanness chad

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Passionate nursing home cuckoldry

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: fragrant market

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Yellow sound barrier



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza corn cake

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Disgusting crackhouse doctorate

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Rebellious plaza corn cake

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Stubborn reading party

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Whorehouse Haunted Graveyard

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: idiotic lay factory reset button

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: fragrant market

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Lascivious Skinny Woman Idea He Suggested

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Disturbing demanding theater hairy legs

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Disgusting crackhouse doctorate

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Wonderful den fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Disgusting crackhouse doctorate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Wonderful den fanboi

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Disgusting crackhouse doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: supple lake gas station feces

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Floppy persian psychic

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Twinkling appetizing party of the first part headpube

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Stubborn reading party

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: supple lake gas station feces

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Cerise macaca

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: supple lake gas station feces

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: supple lake gas station feces

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Wonderful den fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: supple lake gas station feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Glassy hominid goal in life

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: translucent athletic conference

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Big-titted affirmative action really tough guy

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2)#48918763)