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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Bipolar red location multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
glittery stain
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Bipolar red location multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
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passionate balding university friendly grandma
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Thriller faggot firefighter halford
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
well-lubricated stage nowag
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Bipolar red location multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
At a bar
dun box office
  07/26/25
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passionate balding university friendly grandma
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soul-stirring black woman
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exhilarant maniacal degenerate theatre
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Overrated goyim stead
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Infuriating Crimson Pozpig Main People
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cream church building queen of the night
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Bipolar red location multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
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Ocher Genital Piercing
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razzmatazz bossy public bath goal in life
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sapphire circlehead
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Magical Out-of-control Kitchen Cuckoldry
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Twinkling awkward set son of senegal
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flatulent immigrant selfie
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
at-the-ready messiness
  07/26/25
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glittery stain
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
provocative legend
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Bipolar red location multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
...
glittery stain
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
provocative legend
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
passionate balding university friendly grandma
  07/26/25
I know what to say
marvelous narrow-minded parlor useless brakes
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Bipolar red location multi-billionaire
  07/27/25
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Floppy site faggotry
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Excitant green newt tanning salon
  07/26/25
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passionate balding university friendly grandma
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
charismatic shrine people who are hurt
  07/26/25
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razzmatazz bossy public bath goal in life
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Razzle-dazzle Henna Dysfunction Brunch
  07/26/25
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Ocher Genital Piercing
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
comical sneaky criminal chapel
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
razzmatazz bossy public bath goal in life
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Bipolar red location multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
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glittery stain
  07/26/25
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Violent crotch affirmative action
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
glittery stain
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Cerebral half-breed
  07/26/25
...
passionate balding university friendly grandma
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Spectacular orchestra pit coffee pot
  07/26/25
which dad tp
High-end vermilion reading party institution
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
very tactful library gunner
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bipolar red location multi-billionaire

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: glittery stain

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Bipolar red location multi-billionaire

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: passionate balding university friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Thriller faggot firefighter halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated stage nowag

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Bipolar red location multi-billionaire

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: dun box office

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: passionate balding university friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Boyish gaped base personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: exhilarant maniacal degenerate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Overrated goyim stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Crimson Pozpig Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: cream church building queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bipolar red location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Ocher Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy public bath goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: sapphire circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Magical Out-of-control Kitchen Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Twinkling awkward set son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: flatulent immigrant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready messiness

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: glittery stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: provocative legend

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Bipolar red location multi-billionaire

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: glittery stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: provocative legend

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: passionate balding university friendly grandma

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: marvelous narrow-minded parlor useless brakes

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Bipolar red location multi-billionaire

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Floppy site faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Excitant green newt tanning salon

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: passionate balding university friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: charismatic shrine people who are hurt

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy public bath goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Henna Dysfunction Brunch

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Ocher Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: comical sneaky criminal chapel

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy public bath goal in life

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Bipolar red location multi-billionaire

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: glittery stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Violent crotch affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: glittery stain

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cerebral half-breed

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: passionate balding university friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Spectacular orchestra pit coffee pot

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: High-end vermilion reading party institution

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: very tactful library gunner

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134975)