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tantric death wish
  07/02/19
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tantric death wish
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
tantric death wish
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Splenetic lake stead
  12/20/20
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very tactful hairraiser karate
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
swollen bawdyhouse hominid
  08/21/19
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Duck-like hell mood
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Motley topaz jap
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Shaky tan school cafeteria
  08/21/19
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amber massive state turdskin
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Dashing mad-dog skullcap brunch
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
swollen bawdyhouse hominid
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Shaky tan school cafeteria
  08/21/19
emergency money
swollen bawdyhouse hominid
  08/21/19
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drunken appetizing kitchen pervert
  09/01/19
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Brass cowardly cuck stage
  03/06/20
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Brass cowardly cuck stage
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Garnet Tripping Market Boiling Water
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
tantric death wish
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Mint disrespectful business firm
  09/01/19
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drunken appetizing kitchen pervert
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Motley topaz jap
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
tantric death wish
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
amber massive state turdskin
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
tantric death wish
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Trip pearly queen of the night stage
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
tantric death wish
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
vigorous pocket flask indian lodge
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
tantric death wish
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
curious slate wrinkle
  09/10/21
great thread
Bearded Haunting Meetinghouse
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
tantric death wish
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
tantric death wish
  04/10/23
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very tactful hairraiser karate
  04/10/23
i love men
Bearded Haunting Meetinghouse
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
tantric death wish
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
tantric death wish
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Mint disrespectful business firm
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
tantric death wish
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Disgusting talented space hissy fit
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
tantric death wish
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
tantric death wish
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
tantric death wish
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: tantric death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: tantric death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: tantric death wish

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Splenetic lake stead

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: very tactful hairraiser karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse hominid

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Duck-like hell mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Motley topaz jap

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Shaky tan school cafeteria

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: amber massive state turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Dashing mad-dog skullcap brunch

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse hominid

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Shaky tan school cafeteria

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse hominid

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: drunken appetizing kitchen pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Brass cowardly cuck stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Brass cowardly cuck stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Garnet Tripping Market Boiling Water

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: tantric death wish

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Mint disrespectful business firm

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: drunken appetizing kitchen pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Motley topaz jap

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: tantric death wish

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: amber massive state turdskin

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: tantric death wish

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Trip pearly queen of the night stage

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: tantric death wish

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: vigorous pocket flask indian lodge

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: tantric death wish

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: curious slate wrinkle

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Bearded Haunting Meetinghouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: tantric death wish

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: tantric death wish

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: very tactful hairraiser karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Bearded Haunting Meetinghouse

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: tantric death wish

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: tantric death wish

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Mint disrespectful business firm

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: tantric death wish

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Disgusting talented space hissy fit

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: tantric death wish

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: tantric death wish

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: tantric death wish

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264493)