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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Aromatic crystalline center
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Amethyst talented field
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Aromatic crystalline center
  07/14/25
100%
excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza
  07/15/25
FAG
bisexual ratface mental disorder
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
canary multi-colored set
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Dun clown private investor
  07/14/25
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Slimy Erotic Pocket Flask
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excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
snowy heady space
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma
  07/14/25
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Mischievous Sticky Theater Stage
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
snowy heady space
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
snowy heady space
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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jade church building
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
cerebral house-broken locale
  07/15/25
Lol
snowy heady space
  07/15/25
jfc 180
bisexual ratface mental disorder
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excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Doobsian Sinister Idea He Suggested Legal Warrant
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Slimy Erotic Pocket Flask
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Aromatic crystalline center
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Amethyst talented field
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snowy heady space
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Aromatic crystalline center
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma
  07/14/25
wut
Pea-brained Nursing Home Brethren
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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jade church building
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Ruddy school
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Dashing harsh mad cow disease crotch
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Walnut trump supporter
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canary multi-colored set
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Mischievous Sticky Theater Stage
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Adventurous lay philosopher-king
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we all have brother
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excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza
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jade church building
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
odious locus
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Blue vigorous psychic
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Glassy stock car
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
jade church building
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
up-to-no-good abode community account
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Lilac senate kitty cat
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Tan nofapping dilemma incel
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Big domesticated marketing idea theater
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Brass histrionic hunting ground volcanic crater
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
fishy motley stag film
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
cerebral house-broken locale
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bisexual ratface mental disorder
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snowy heady space
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excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Aromatic crystalline center

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Amethyst talented field

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Aromatic crystalline center

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bisexual ratface mental disorder

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: canary multi-colored set

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Dun clown private investor

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Slimy Erotic Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: snowy heady space

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Mischievous Sticky Theater Stage



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: snowy heady space

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: snowy heady space

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: snowy heady space

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: jade church building



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: cerebral house-broken locale

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: snowy heady space

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bisexual ratface mental disorder

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Doobsian Sinister Idea He Suggested Legal Warrant

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Slimy Erotic Pocket Flask

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aromatic crystalline center

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Amethyst talented field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: snowy heady space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Aromatic crystalline center

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained Nursing Home Brethren

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Shimmering swollen sound barrier goal in life

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: jade church building



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: sickened mauve corner giraffe



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Walnut trump supporter



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Cobalt address reading party



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Ruddy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Dashing harsh mad cow disease crotch

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Walnut trump supporter

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: canary multi-colored set



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Adventurous lay philosopher-king



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Mischievous Sticky Theater Stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: french stead ladyboy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: snowy heady space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit idiot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Fluffy arousing brunch



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Adventurous lay philosopher-king



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: jade church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: odious locus

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Blue vigorous psychic



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Glassy stock car

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: jade church building

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good abode community account

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Lilac senate kitty cat

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Tan nofapping dilemma incel

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Big domesticated marketing idea theater

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Brass histrionic hunting ground volcanic crater

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: fishy motley stag film

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cerebral house-broken locale

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Electric chocolate hell black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: bisexual ratface mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: snowy heady space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: excitant sexy twinkling uncleanness piazza

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow station friendly grandma

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451)