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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
cruel-hearted insanely creepy boistinker bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Supple Red Jewess Pit
  04/01/26
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vibrant legal warrant
  04/01/26
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aquamarine dashing wagecucks halford
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
dead pearl parlour
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Nubile cocky stock car hell
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
dead pearl parlour
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
vibrant legal warrant
  04/01/26
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cruel-hearted insanely creepy boistinker bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
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aquamarine dashing wagecucks halford
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
slippery circlehead
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
razzmatazz insecure gaping national
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
vibrant legal warrant
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
Cordovan french black woman codepig
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
alcoholic lime community account
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
hilarious pervert
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
dead pearl parlour
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Trip avocado site
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Trip avocado site
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
smoky trump supporter
  04/01/26
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Supple Red Jewess Pit
  04/01/26
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Mind-boggling dun shrine
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Soggy pocket flask juggernaut
  04/01/26
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aquamarine dashing wagecucks halford
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
appetizing salmon rigpig idiot
  04/01/26
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Arousing cuckoldry
  04/01/26
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Supple Red Jewess Pit
  04/01/26
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naked seedy sandwich
  04/01/26
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Bearded Racy Church
  04/01/26
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Electric Metal Hunting Ground Nibblets
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
sepia international law enforcement agency
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
dead pearl parlour
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
appetizing salmon rigpig idiot
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
dull knife
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
chest-beating people who are hurt
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
aquamarine dashing wagecucks halford
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
sepia international law enforcement agency
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
blathering lodge
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
azure masturbator
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Maroon disgusting property laser beams
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
spectacular at-the-ready electric furnace really tough guy
  04/01/26
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sepia international law enforcement agency
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
Bearded Racy Church
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
hairraiser stead mood
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Electric Metal Hunting Ground Nibblets
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted insanely creepy boistinker bawdyhouse

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Supple Red Jewess Pit

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: vibrant legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: aquamarine dashing wagecucks halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: dead pearl parlour

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Nubile cocky stock car hell

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: dead pearl parlour

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: vibrant legal warrant

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted insanely creepy boistinker bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: aquamarine dashing wagecucks halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: slippery circlehead

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz insecure gaping national

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: vibrant legal warrant

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Cordovan french black woman codepig

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: alcoholic lime community account

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: hilarious pervert

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: dead pearl parlour

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Trip avocado site

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Trip avocado site

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: smoky trump supporter

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Supple Red Jewess Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dun shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Soggy pocket flask juggernaut

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: aquamarine dashing wagecucks halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: appetizing salmon rigpig idiot

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Arousing cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Supple Red Jewess Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: naked seedy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Bearded Racy Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Electric Metal Hunting Ground Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: sepia international law enforcement agency

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: dead pearl parlour

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: appetizing salmon rigpig idiot

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: dull knife

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: chest-beating people who are hurt

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: aquamarine dashing wagecucks halford

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: sepia international law enforcement agency

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: blathering lodge

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: azure masturbator

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Maroon disgusting property laser beams

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: spectacular at-the-ready electric furnace really tough guy

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: sepia international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Bearded Racy Church

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: hairraiser stead mood

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Electric Metal Hunting Ground Nibblets

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787327)