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Actual Catholic here taking questions

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Sapphire Elastic Band
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Sapphire Elastic Band
  08/14/26
No you
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
provocative milk double fault
  08/14/26
(marcion)
vivacious bbw striped hyena
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
jade razzle friendly grandma
  08/14/26
...
Sapphire Elastic Band
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Outnumbered zombie-like set
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
...
Sapphire Elastic Band
  08/14/26
...
clear domesticated pisswyrm
  08/14/26
...
FizzKidd
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
cobalt private investor depressive
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
cobalt private investor depressive
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
cobalt private investor depressive
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
exciting roommate idea he suggested
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
bipolar theatre
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
😲
bipolar theatre
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
bipolar theatre
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Sapphire Elastic Band
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
Ghastly
gedood persoon
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Apoplectic location jewess
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
fear-inspiring floppy lay
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
rose adventurous son of senegal brunch
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
All American protestor waving Mexican flag tp
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
chandler (retired)
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
chandler (retired)
  08/15/26
...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mentally ill shut-in
  08/15/26
Factual
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
...
Metaphysics is Goy
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Sapphire Elastic Band

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Sapphire Elastic Band

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: provocative milk double fault

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: vivacious bbw striped hyena

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: jade razzle friendly grandma

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Sapphire Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered zombie-like set

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: clear domesticated pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: FizzKidd (probably not even asian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: cobalt private investor depressive

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: cobalt private investor depressive

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: cobalt private investor depressive

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: exciting roommate idea he suggested

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bipolar theatre

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: bipolar theatre

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: bipolar theatre

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Sapphire Elastic Band

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: gedood persoon

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic location jewess

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy lay

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: rose adventurous son of senegal brunch

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: All American protestor waving Mexican flag tp

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mentally ill shut-in

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Goy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070112)