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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?
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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132155) |
Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM Author: thriller insanely creepy boistinker how much did your bf get for you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132158) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM Author: Plum area trump supporter (Subject matter expert) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132189) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: Buff Useless Brakes Space Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132273) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base Beyond belief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132278) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base DUAL subject matter expert, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132314) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Plum area trump supporter TRIPLE actually - see cookie section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132338) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132361) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: vibrant trailer park patrolman Wrong. Nobody got him commissary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49133291) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: amber harsh field associate How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132390) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base Not in the catalog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132393) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM Author: galvanic center nibblets How much is commissary and what can she get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132248) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base See my order below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132378) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: amber harsh field associate If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132254) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM Author: Anal corn cake love of her life imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132268) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM Author: Dashing crackhouse karate tbf, probably not as much as his wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132320) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Anal corn cake love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132636) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132280) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base It displays: (QTY) Total cost
So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost They only allow $100 per month |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Canary Shitlib Location Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132298) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132306) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Plum area trump supporter Meth? STDs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132342) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM Author: federal resort Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132303) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail. Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served. |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM Author: amber harsh field associate Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132316) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base Yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132326) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: dull boyish crotch The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132347) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132363) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: glittery at-the-ready house You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132364) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM Author: dull boyish crotch It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132367) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: glittery at-the-ready house At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132370) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM Author: dull boyish crotch What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132377) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: glittery at-the-ready house This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132387) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: dull boyish crotch This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend
The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial" |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: glittery at-the-ready house Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132349) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Plum area trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132353) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: motley honey-headed rehab Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132373) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132374) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM Author: motley honey-headed rehab How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132384) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132388) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: motley honey-headed rehab Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.
How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy? |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM Author: lemon painfully honest base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132431) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: motley honey-headed rehab Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132647) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: White fighting spot In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49133585) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Plum area trump supporter cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49142562) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: glittery at-the-ready house It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49143354) |