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The State of Star Fox

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Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
cant let u do that cowshit
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crawly skinny woman
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Frutiger Aero
  07/09/26
I think the Starfox re-release does one thing in that it poi...
Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship
  06/27/26
I don’t get how internet echo chambers lost sight of t...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
I mean you have said it many times, Millennial Losers are a ...
Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship
  06/27/26
It’s a weird echo chamber. It is. The 1990s Household ...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
Powerful poast.
Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship
  06/27/26
and it applies to all sorts of other things too like being a...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
180
crawly skinny woman
  06/27/26
Riven was impossible for me as a kid. I couldn't beat it wit...
Bisexual Trip Old Irish Cottage Really Tough Guy
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Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1t68lwp/comment/ot...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1uh4woy/peppy_hare...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
I bet it Shipped 875,000k units. Fucking DK Bananza was the ...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
btw I'm savoring FF7R because millennial Losers are a HORRIB...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
Agreed. Like I didn’t love the last FF7 remake game, b...
Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship
  06/27/26
I enjoyed the gameplay. Nibelheim incident vibe was unbel...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
lol yes the original Nibelheim portion of the game was the G...
Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship
  06/27/26
Graphics are actually the lacking part in some ways. Like th...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
Agree fully. There is a sort of “inside baseball&rdquo...
Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship
  06/27/26
The FF7 remake has had its development troubles including a ...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
https://gofile.io/d/JNKhsV
Razzle-dazzle locus affirmative action
  06/27/26
The Absolute State tp
rose self-absorbed piazza national security agency
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Impertinent gold toilet seat famous landscape painting
  06/27/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1uh8mwy/noticed_a_...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
This shit is ridiculous. Gamefaqs posters have developmental...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/27/26
https://pixeldrain.com/d/8b4CyDHD
Razzle-dazzle locus affirmative action
  06/28/26
I’m looking forward to playing it with my kids. They ...
beady-eyed box office partner
  06/28/26
the controls are The Same. what games are outdated in ter...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/28/26
Tomb Raider for sure. They also didn’t get on with so...
beady-eyed box office partner
  06/28/26
Sonic games kind of are appalling in the slower parts and ki...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/28/26
Classic resident evil games with tank controls
Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship
  06/28/26
Ok stop playing PS1 BS. Give them banjo kazooie or something...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/28/26
new star fox is 180
costumed bat shit crazy kitty cat market
  06/29/26
It’s a triumph imho OST is a triumph Boss voices ...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/29/26
Omg stfu about System Link!
Lime hospital
  06/29/26
It's jeet developed, even worse than western
twinkling indirect expression feces
  06/29/26
Yeah idk what to make of it but it’s Canadian jeets an...
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/29/26
The character development is great. They really give you a ...
costumed bat shit crazy kitty cat market
  06/29/26
See you in 2036
Sienna Rigor Turdskin
  06/29/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1us8emq/750000k_un...
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Date: June 27th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin



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Date: June 27th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Bronze Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Lodge

cant let u do that cowshit

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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Impertinent gold toilet seat famous landscape painting



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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin



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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: crawly skinny woman



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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:18 AM
Author: twinkling indirect expression feces



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



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Date: June 27th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship

I think the Starfox re-release does one thing in that it points out how these things are obviously for kids. Meanwhile, how many people 40+ are buying and playing it and wondering why "it's not good." lol it's for 10 year olds to play. That's really it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965327)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

I don’t get how internet echo chambers lost sight of this. Like in 1997 it was ignominious to be a teen playing “the video games.” It shouldn’t magically get less ignominious just because “the average gamer is 36” or some BS. Peppy is canonically 41 btw which probably triggers millennials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965340)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship

I mean you have said it many times, Millennial Losers are a big problem.

I actually have no beef with people enjoying games, including shit like Starfox or some of the family friendly 2-D Mario games. But these freaks complaining about them or making their lives these games are just totally insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965360)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

It’s a weird echo chamber. It is. The 1990s Household Chamber vibe was like, “gaming is ignominious, why didn’t you make All-Stars, go Play Outside ffs.” Games had to be good enough to outweigh the ignominy. THAT’s the difference.

You go the whole game Sitting in a cockpit and don’t see the legs much at all. Naturally, check Reddit and they’re discussing the State of Character Models.

I had a Reddit subthread where I had a back and forth with some guy who Struggled at video games until his 20s. Doesn’t that read as developmental disability? We aren’t talking about Myst. Or Riven (the sequel to Myst).



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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship

Powerful poast.

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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

and it applies to all sorts of other things too like being a faggot was ignominious back in the day and now it's encouraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965535)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: crawly skinny woman

180

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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: Bisexual Trip Old Irish Cottage Really Tough Guy

Riven was impossible for me as a kid. I couldn't beat it without a guide. I wonder if I could beat it today.

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Date: June 27th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin



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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1t68lwp/comment/ottqxqd/?context=1&screen_view_count=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965386)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1uh4woy/peppy_hare_is_41/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965342)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

I bet it Shipped 875,000k units. Fucking DK Bananza was the Only Game and only did 4-5 million. People bought Switch 2 as a hardware unit for its own sake. My Switch 1 died basically with probably fewer hours than 96% of Reddit posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965349)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

btw I'm savoring FF7R because millennial Losers are a HORRIBLE cohort to try to sell to and I think game "publishers" are going to realize it and Stop Caring and go all-in on zoomers and mobile BS. The millennial Losers criticize the fuck out of everything and don't even buy it anyway because they can't afford it anyway. If something Stupid as hell happens in a cutscene I just ignore it and look at xo on my phone. Why do these Losers want everything to be exactly perfect. They are going to get No Games ever again. The only Reprieve will be Indies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965483)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship

Agreed. Like I didn’t love the last FF7 remake game, but i also have an actual Life with actual shit to do. I’m not going to rent and rave about how “bad” it is online, I’m just going to do other shit.

But then again, I am not one of these godawful shitlennials and I can just appreciate games for what they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965522)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

I enjoyed the gameplay.

Nibelheim incident vibe was unbelievably 180 on the original. had no idea wtf was happening and was good enough to keep you playing until like 2am. a triumph. don't know why they didn't keep certain things like the Angles in the Staircase or the mad scientist vibe in the basement. but I mean jesus fucking christ, at some point you're just an autist yelling at clouds who wants everything to be The Same because autists are legitimately dismayed by Change. The people making these Games have Egos and want to things Differently for no reason or for oblique Japanese cultural reasons that we don't understand at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965558)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship

lol yes the original Nibelheim portion of the game was the GOAT POTUS of gaming as a kid. Absolutely unrivaled mystery and atmosphere. And the payoff of the Big Reveal later on was incredible.

I think a lot of the issues today come from the graphical abilities being so strong. It leaves little room for one’s imagination to fill in the blanks. And as part of this, I think game dev companies actually have less imaginative people in their ranks. Thus we are left with Graphics and fetch quests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965704)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

Graphics are actually the lacking part in some ways. Like the random crowds NPCs just look like random normies. Midgar’s slums aren’t Scummy enough. Kalm isn’t provincial enough. Graphics or “presentation” are also the problem with Nibelheim

Nibelheim also gets spoiled basically but I guess everyone knows already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965715)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship

Agree fully. There is a sort of “inside baseball” approach to the remakes that hurts the game overall. And the issue with the graphics is just that - they have gotten so easy to be good that all the creative thought is sucked out. Obviously the people in the slums should be epic scumbags, but the 10,000k employees working on the game aren’t capable of such a thought. And the sheer size of the employee base will make it hard for anyone to Take Charge and Give Direction.

You should set up a Clique Consulting Company and consult with game devs. Excuse me, I mean a Klique Konsulting Kompany.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965744)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

The FF7 remake has had its development troubles including a Prime 4 esque restart which was probably the reason why they decided to split it into 3 games in order to recoup some of the Cost. Anyway there is still room for auteurs in Games. The Death Stranding games are very metal gear esque. Stuff like the motion capture is inexplicably Kojima esque. It’s not like Kojima is haplessly unable to control anything. Western devs are another story. And square Enix just kind of sucks. The Emperor actually got involved at one point in settling the score with Nintendo and requiring the merger between Squaresoft and Enix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965959)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locus affirmative action

https://gofile.io/d/JNKhsV

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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: rose self-absorbed piazza national security agency

The Absolute State tp

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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Impertinent gold toilet seat famous landscape painting



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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1uh8mwy/noticed_a_few_things_that_are_better_in_this/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965597)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

This shit is ridiculous. Gamefaqs posters have developmental disabilities. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/650786-star-fox/81162533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49965731)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locus affirmative action

https://pixeldrain.com/d/8b4CyDHD

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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed box office partner

I’m looking forward to playing it with my kids. They have a hard time getting into the games that I enjoyed as a kid because they’re just soooooo outdated from both a visual and controls standpoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49966869)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

the controls are The Same.

what games are outdated in terms of controls? Tomb Raider?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49966871)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed box office partner

Tomb Raider for sure. They also didn’t get on with some of the earlier 3D titles. There was some Sonic game on Dreamcast that we tried on an emulator. It was atrocious. N64 controllers and GameCube controllers seem to genuinely offend them as well. I also still had my Gen 1 Xbox with the GIANT controllers and it used to be comical watching an elementary schooler try to paw those things.

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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

Sonic games kind of are appalling in the slower parts and kind of always were

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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Adventurous Useless Cruise Ship

Classic resident evil games with tank controls

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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

Ok stop playing PS1 BS. Give them banjo kazooie or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49967163)



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Date: June 29th, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: costumed bat shit crazy kitty cat market

new star fox is 180

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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

It’s a triumph imho

OST is a triumph

Boss voices all worse

Allies voices some worse some better

Cutscenes don’t overstay their welcome and add Character Development

Best Nintendo graphics with possible exception of Prime 4 (worst game ever)

Secretly western developed (not Indie)

$50 (your move, AAA)

Multiplayer is OK but it just reminds me how much better Couch is (or preferably System Link). Im just shooting random idiots who might be bots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49968882)



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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Lime hospital

Omg stfu about System Link!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49968912)



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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: twinkling indirect expression feces

It's jeet developed, even worse than western

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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

Yeah idk what to make of it but it’s Canadian jeets and I’m sure they were CLOSELY supervised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49969053)



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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: costumed bat shit crazy kitty cat market

The character development is great. They really give you a lot of fun lil insights into the relationships and story in a very economical way. Shit like Wolf being annoyed with nepo baby Andrew, Fox being resentful/admiring of his Dad (who was a shitty businessman but good pilot), Falco being cocky but Secretly Heart of Gold, we love to see it.

the soundtrack was recorded at Abbey Road. it's awesome.

I think the multi has big potential, i've only done it against bots right now to get a feel for it, but I like the set up and the potential and love dogfighting generally.

I think the future for the series is something like this - keep the on rails/arcadey sections, but greatly expand the offerings and all range mode levels. I would like to open up the all range mode with bigger stages where you can really use altitude to your advantage (maybe play with physics--like add a gravity component where climbing takes more burn). And it would be cool if you had a set of squadron commands where you could set objectives for your wingmates.

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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Sienna Rigor Turdskin

See you in 2036

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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: cowgod

https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1us8emq/750000k_units_shipped/

See you guys in 2041😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2)#49989543)