I can make my own dough

and mince onions / fixins for street tacos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50034463)

should I just get the vitamix attachment

https://www.vitamix.com/us/en_us/shop/food-processing

sounds like its time to upgrade my Kitchen "System"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50034473)

The way blades are on a blender mean you have to have quite a bit of stuff for it to work. I used a food processor for a like a handful of herbs yesterday. That wouldnt work in a blender.

Then you've got the issue of how finely chopped you want it. Lets say you want to dice one onion. In a food processor I can pulse it to get there. In a blender half of it would be mush and the other half would be whole. Doesn't work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50035361)

Edit: and gazpacho in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50034495)

ethnics actually use fresh herbs in big quantities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50035260)

Never trust a kike when he tells you a product is “necessary”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50036039)

If you a-fixin to make smoothies and whatnot, then you need a good quality hand stick mixer.

Hoap this HLEPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50034819)

Reminds me of this classic Brian Regan bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGoykCT-crQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50035489)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646608&mc=46&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50035598)

Still struggling with ttt hard water. Once in a while we need to soak and scrub all of our daily drinking glasses in vinegar water to make them not look disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50036034)

yes, women dont understand the WORKFLOW of kitchen cleanup.

we hand wash a lot of stuff -- not dishwasher safe, or any dairy equipment bc we dont have a dairy dishwasher. wife doesnt understand that the drying rack should be emptied before doing the next set of washing dishes so that you dont put newly washed and wet shit mixed in with the already dry stuff so now that you have a overfull drying rack with everything now wet from the new water from the newly washed stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50036125)

Wife will often run into chaos with no plates ready, table not set, no pitcher or glasses of water, etc. when food is ready. It doesn’t take any extra time (or if you’re disciplined you can do it while stuff is cooking / roasting, but that’s level 2). Also cannot clean as she goes. There will be piles of dishes, stuff for compost, oven mitts, etc. scattered around the kitchen. It’s chaotic. We didn’t cook together for about 15 years because we were too stressed by the other’s style.

You and I both have smart wives but there’s something about their brains that make them poor at executing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50037710)

for us, we've figured out that what works is for me to be the sous chef / ongoing cleanup help. she's smart and on one hand there's something wrong with her brain on this, but on the other hand, she has a point that it sometimes makes sense to just get started chopping and get going on a dish that may take 20 minutes to sit in an oven/pot or even 5-10 minutes and then use that downtime to clean up as you go. but it never works out that way -- unless i'm involved doing ongoing cleanup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50039958)

The thing we never use is this GIANT wood cutting board my wife asked for and received as a gift. It’s so heavy and impossible to wash without getting water everywhere. It takes up most of two cabinets. I want to throw it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50037717)

(but really you just use a hand mixer because its 100x easier to wash)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887693&forum_id=2)#50037848)