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An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Brilliant marvelous national rigor
  10/24/14
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Brilliant marvelous national rigor
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Brilliant marvelous national rigor
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
soul-stirring karate milk
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Brilliant marvelous national rigor
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Brilliant marvelous national rigor
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
soul-stirring karate milk
  10/25/14
yea, yep
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
sick histrionic abode
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
soul-stirring karate milk
  10/25/14
180
Buff corner
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Brilliant marvelous national rigor
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
soul-stirring karate milk
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Brilliant marvelous national rigor
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready goyim base

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: arrogant institution french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: lascivious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dog poop place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Thirsty Exhilarant Telephone Whorehouse

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring karate milk

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring karate milk

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring karate milk

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Thirsty Exhilarant Telephone Whorehouse

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: sick histrionic abode

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring karate milk

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Buff corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring karate milk

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Buff corner

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: deep brethren

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring karate milk

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: galvanic vengeful theater stage

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: charismatic point toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: ungodly home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Pink bat-shit-crazy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: ultramarine casino

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Pink bat-shit-crazy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: ungodly home

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle snowy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Ruby Passionate Pozpig

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: arousing unhinged mad-dog skullcap death wish

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: 180 vermilion national security agency

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: beta cerebral messiness

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Nubile scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Indigo motley space toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: 180 vermilion national security agency

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Doobsian Trailer Park Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Brilliant marvelous national rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: bistre cocky public bath clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#49313869)