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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: crimson turdskin pisswyrm



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: startling exciting plaza gaming laptop

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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Thriller haunting hominid space



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Spectacular spruce fanboi



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: dun bull headed lay

rofl

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mind-boggling Faggot Firefighter Windowlicker

PARTNER: I wanted to win that motion worse than I wanted any goddamned thing in my life. You'd think I could just this once, wouldn't you? I didn't care nothing about the trial. Win or lose, I would have been satisfied. I'd have walked away from biglaw and I'd have gone to an IP boutique.

HOBBS: Nothing like a boutique. (smiles) Nothing like being around clients, researching IP. There's nothing like being in the courtroom arguing plant breeders' rights and integrated circuit layout design protection. The most complex stuff you ever saw.

PARTNER: You know, my mother told me I ought to be at an IP boutique.

HOBBS: (smiles) ... My dad wanted me to be a biglawyer.

PARTNER: Well you're better than anyone I ever had.

And you're the best goddamned brief writer I ever saw.

Suit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2)#25023121)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Henna stage nowag



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored At-the-ready Doctorate



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Deep poppy ceo



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:37 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: emerald kitchen

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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser tantric pervert



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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: aquamarine infuriating chad parlor



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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: jet church rigor



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Date: April 17th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Henna stage nowag



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic Location Haunted Graveyard



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Date: October 18th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Know-it-all Mind-boggling Faggot Firefighter Windowlicker



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mind-boggling Faggot Firefighter Windowlicker

any voicemos around to vocaroo this shit

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Date: April 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water

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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:09 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water

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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:39 AM
Author: Saffron digit ratio meetinghouse



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mind-boggling Faggot Firefighter Windowlicker



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:14 PM
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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:55 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath

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Date: July 14th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:38 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: crimson turdskin pisswyrm



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:53 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:02 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Boiling Water

POP: “Where the hell’d they find ya?”

HOBBS: “O’Holleran & Oderisi. Workers’ Comp.”

POP: “Workers’ Comp. Ya hear that, Red?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2)#42822418)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 9:32 AM
Author: Ivory nibblets boltzmann

Devil's Advocate?

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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Yankel Rosenbaum ((zurich is stained))



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