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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Fuchsia Rehab
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Fuchsia Rehab
  07/26/25
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flirting honey-headed halford
  07/26/25
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Violent awkward national
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Twinkling yapping stead
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Fuchsia Rehab
  07/26/25
At a bar
Lemon exhilarant wrinkle
  07/26/25
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flirting honey-headed halford
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cheese-eating heady lay
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Puce garrison legend
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motley therapy ticket booth
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self-centered provocative theatre
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Supple Buck-toothed Associate
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Ultramarine Insane Church
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Fuchsia Rehab
  07/26/25
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tan people who are hurt sandwich
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Carmine arousing tanning salon
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Ebony Nudist Shrine Kitty Cat
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Black range digit ratio
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Lascivious jade university ladyboy
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House-broken buff deer antler sound barrier
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Thriller telephone
  07/26/25
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Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Electric nighttime point lettuce
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Fuchsia Rehab
  07/26/25
...
Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Electric nighttime point lettuce
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
flirting honey-headed halford
  07/26/25
I know what to say
olive factory reset button
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Fuchsia Rehab
  07/27/25
...
crusty box office
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Greedy business firm
  07/26/25
...
flirting honey-headed halford
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Lilac aromatic crackhouse mad-dog skullcap
  07/26/25
...
Carmine arousing tanning salon
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
rose floppy hospital
  07/26/25
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tan people who are hurt sandwich
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Crawly Disrespectful Den
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Carmine arousing tanning salon
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Fuchsia Rehab
  07/26/25
...
Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit
  07/26/25
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Insecure Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Razzle-dazzle gunner trailer park
  07/26/25
...
flirting honey-headed halford
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Salmon useless brakes stage
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Stirring shivering piazza degenerate
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Disgusting Headpube
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Violent awkward national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Twinkling yapping stead

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant wrinkle

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: cheese-eating heady lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Puce garrison legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: motley therapy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: self-centered provocative theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Supple Buck-toothed Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine Insane Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: tan people who are hurt sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Carmine arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Ebony Nudist Shrine Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Black range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Lascivious jade university ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: House-broken buff deer antler sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Thriller telephone

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Electric nighttime point lettuce

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Electric nighttime point lettuce

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed halford

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: olive factory reset button

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: crusty box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Greedy business firm

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Lilac aromatic crackhouse mad-dog skullcap

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Carmine arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: rose floppy hospital

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: tan people who are hurt sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Den

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Carmine arousing tanning salon

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Insecure Step-uncle's House Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mustard hissy fit

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gunner trailer park

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Salmon useless brakes stage

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Stirring shivering piazza degenerate

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Disgusting Headpube

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134975)