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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Lime titillating depressive
  07/10/13
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Drunken hall
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Disgusting confused garrison
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hyperventilating multi-colored gaping trailer park
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Insane buff people who are hurt
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Soul-stirring university death wish
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Insane buff people who are hurt
  10/24/14
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Insane buff people who are hurt
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Insane buff people who are hurt
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
fighting startling range international law enforcement agency
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Insane buff people who are hurt
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
fighting startling range international law enforcement agency
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Insane buff people who are hurt
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
fighting startling range international law enforcement agency
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Soul-stirring university death wish
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
walnut lodge
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
fighting startling range international law enforcement agency
  10/25/14
180
white turdskin
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Insane buff people who are hurt
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
fighting startling range international law enforcement agency
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Insane buff people who are hurt
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
white turdskin
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Saffron floppy sandwich locus
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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LOL
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  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Lime titillating depressive

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Drunken hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Disgusting confused garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating multi-colored gaping trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring university death wish

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: fighting startling range international law enforcement agency

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: fighting startling range international law enforcement agency

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: fighting startling range international law enforcement agency

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring university death wish

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: walnut lodge

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: fighting startling range international law enforcement agency

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: white turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: fighting startling range international law enforcement agency

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: white turdskin

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Saffron floppy sandwich locus

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: fighting startling range international law enforcement agency

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Idiotic Learning Disabled Station Coldplay Fan

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: yapping nursing home therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Passionate cuckold meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Bipolar charcoal degenerate

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Passionate cuckold meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: yapping nursing home therapy

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Self-centered apoplectic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Navy histrionic yarmulke house

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Razzle Maize Wagecucks

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Sienna wonderful idiot bawdyhouse

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: carmine state

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Laughsome Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible Center New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Sienna wonderful idiot bawdyhouse

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: rebellious spectacular institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Insane buff people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: obsidian very tactful rehab son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Laughsome Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#49331937)