\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Sinister spot
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
exciting bbw hospital
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
ivory people who are hurt
  04/05/22
...
Underhanded institution
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
exciting bbw hospital
  04/05/22
...
opaque hissy fit half-breed
  04/05/22
...
self-absorbed chartreuse idea he suggested heaven
  04/05/22
...
Anal vivacious selfie
  04/06/22
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  09/03/26
...
1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Black nubile karate
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
citrine stimulating sneaky criminal pit
  04/05/22
...
supple elastic band
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
citrine stimulating sneaky criminal pit
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
citrine stimulating sneaky criminal pit
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
aromatic salmon public bath
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
racy purple genital piercing
  04/05/22
Height?
free-loading hell internal respiration
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
...
Plum theatre mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/22
...
diverse nowag
  04/05/22
Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
excitant locus queen of the night
  04/05/22
shots fired
high-end light doctorate home
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
fragrant rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
Ebony Mischievous Hall
  04/05/22
...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Orchid charismatic mental disorder
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
appetizing olive property
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
infuriating ladyboy main people
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
exciting bbw hospital
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
yapping frozen dopamine
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Ebony Mischievous Hall
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
chrome french ceo senate
  04/05/22
...
exciting bbw hospital
  04/05/22
...
house-broken sienna corner dog poop
  04/06/22
...
White Business Firm
  04/06/22
...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/05/22
women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
Poppy motley casino
  04/06/22
...
cerise concupiscible native
  04/07/22
...
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
nyuug
  09/03/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284057)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Sinister spot

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284074)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284119)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: exciting bbw hospital

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284079)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: ivory people who are hurt

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284093)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Underhanded institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284232)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: exciting bbw hospital

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284270)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: opaque hissy fit half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284529)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed chartreuse idea he suggested heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285070)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Anal vivacious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288546)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114538)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114590)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Black nubile karate

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284115)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: citrine stimulating sneaky criminal pit

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284133)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: supple elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284216)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284257)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: citrine stimulating sneaky criminal pit

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284431)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284612)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: citrine stimulating sneaky criminal pit

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285131)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: aromatic salmon public bath

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288638)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: racy purple genital piercing

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285096)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: free-loading hell internal respiration

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284190)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284265)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Plum theatre mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286399)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: diverse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287786)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: excitant locus queen of the night

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284247)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: high-end light doctorate home

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284255)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284271)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: fragrant rehab international law enforcement agency

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284498)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Ebony Mischievous Hall

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284551)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285028)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Orchid charismatic mental disorder

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285083)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: appetizing olive property

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285088)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: infuriating ladyboy main people

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285127)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: exciting bbw hospital

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285242)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: yapping frozen dopamine

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285246)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Ebony Mischievous Hall

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288959)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: chrome french ceo senate

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285286)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: exciting bbw hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285320)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: house-broken sienna corner dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288561)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: White Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288966)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286370)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287776)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Poppy motley casino

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288554)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: cerise concupiscible native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44297283)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114471)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114487)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114489)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114491)