https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/top-headlines/india-inducts-third-indigenous-nuclear-sub-joins-elite-group/

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NORFOLK, Va. (April 11, 2024) – Indian Navy Rear Adm. Sandeep Mehta, assistant controller of carrier projects and assistant controller of warship production and acquisition, toured the world’s largest aircraft carrier, USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78), today as part of a bilateral "exchange of information" for aircraft carrier construction and maintenance.

Sources aboard the Ford report the visit went "mostly fine," aside from the lingering aroma of curry that now permeates the hangar bay, weapons elevators, and at least three mess decks. "It smells like someone dumped a whole spice market in here," complained one anonymous sailor. "We can't even get the scent out of the ordnance handling areas. My uniform is going to smell like butter chicken for the next deployment."

Multiple crew members also noted a mysterious uptick in toilet clogs throughout the ship immediately following the Indian delegation's departure. "The heads were flowing just fine this morning," said another sailor. "Now it's like the entire plumbing system decided to unionize against us."

Master Sergeant Reginald P. Worthington-Smythe, a no-nonsense ordnance handling supervisor with 22 years in the Navy, was less diplomatic. "We welcomed our Indian counterparts in good faith for this Joint Working Group on Aircraft Carrier Technology Cooperation," he grumbled while overseeing emergency repairs. "But after they left, we've got curry stench in the elevators, mysterious blockages in every damn commode from forward to aft, and half the crew swearing the ship feels... heavier. We're going to have to divert into port at the next available opportunity just to flush the system and air this beast out. Bloody hell."

The visit was organized under the Department of Defense’s Defense Technology and Trade Initiative and was intended to strengthen the strategic partnership between the U.S. and Indian navies. Pentagon officials continue to describe the exchange as "productive" and "mutually beneficial," while the Ford’s damage control teams work overtime with industrial fans and industrial-strength air fresheners.

U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Seaman Gladjimi Balisage

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i just went thru the pics and its hilarous the birdshit dood is a fattie, there's one pic where GORGEOUS MEHTA is same height at the fattie birdshit

then there's some murderous nigga showing them arnd, veddy odd

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u retards dont realize how powerful the IRGC is, and that lots of iranians actually suppor tthis shit. when i was in iran and their POTUS died in copter crash there were loads of muzzie shits in this public area holding some prayer vigil shit

its always dumb how amerishits cannot fathom that even authoritarian countries have ppl who support the authoritarian

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ljl its like the 'uyghur genocide" 3 MILLION inprisoned

grow a brain, the US had NO leverage once the war started, if they just left after 2 days they wld have even less leverage

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the riots were months before the war and western media had almost nothing to do with reporting on them, it was all grassroots shit. the numbers are consistent with rioting all over the country that lasted as long as it did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2)#49791753)

trump: "we want free traffic of oil"

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Politics

Trump says war in Iran is going ‘swimmingly’ and ‘should be ending pretty soon’

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/16/trump-iran-war-predicts-end-soon.html

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