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I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: umber locale private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674269) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be worse than this..." he whispers as he closes his eyes and listens to the low hum of the car. Somewhere, a taxidermied monkey's paw twitches almost imperceptibly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674325) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:32 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig and this is why I XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674327) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: infuriating milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43700853) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:25 AM Author: Exhilarant french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45276242) Date: December 23rd, 2022 9:22 AM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45681222) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#49160793) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#49160806) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674421) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: infuriating milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43700851) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: self-absorbed brunch organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44515715) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I can't access emails on my iPhone. Sending this out regardless, hopefully not a crapshoot! It occurs to me that the Firm might have scheduled Firmwide server maintenance in light of the holiday?? I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: crystalline vengeful resort feces Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669208) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669595) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669600) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: Mildly autistic contagious giraffe mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669185) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: Drunken awkward filthpig Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a major holiday like this, they did absolutely 0 work on a massive project, deadline was right after the holiday, and I had to put in 50 or so hours over a three day weekend to get it up to speed. Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: Drunken awkward filthpig Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669244) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to recommend him to clients in the future. co-counsel has no idea who you are. and the world keeps spinnin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669252) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669257) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:43 PM Author: Drunken awkward filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669273) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: crystalline vengeful resort feces Sorry. That might have been me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669246) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: swollen gay therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668694) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant? She told me yesterday she planned to work today, but I haven't heard or seen her at all this morning. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668702) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: trip unholy juggernaut “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you like me to itemize that on our next billing report?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668725) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:07 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below from your account. Did you send it. If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674310) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:34 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680370) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:41 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44299141) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:55 PM Author: self-absorbed brunch organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44515723) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:25 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44604393) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:37 PM Author: Cerebral newt pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45677844) Date: December 23rd, 2022 6:54 AM Author: Grizzly doctorate market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45680808) Date: December 25th, 2022 7:00 AM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45689986) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:03 PM Author: indecent aquamarine telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45690785) Date: February 6th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45895181) Date: December 25th, 2023 3:48 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47211941) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:28 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47868637) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48279449) Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48363441) Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:22 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48374119) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Sorry for the email barrage. I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: swollen gay therapy lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: Exhilarant french chef JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: greedy racy coldplay fan corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668862) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor *associate misses check in with partner because he's having a screaming match in the driveway with his wife and crying children about why he's not coming to his own parents house for christmas* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668889) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668895) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor "i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (service partner) (will be unceremoniously fired during the next recession) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668916) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay..." *Ex-wife + kids will be taking 2/3 of your paycheck within three years through a bitter and expensive divorce and custody battle* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668966) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor "Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *blissfully unaware that someday soon his resume will be in an hr shrews hopper for a single open in-house position along with 500 other identical resumes. his never to actually be seen with human eyes since he elected to self-identify as white* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669047) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:29 AM Author: Exhilarant french chef toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45276258) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig lol, hilariously tragic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674326) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sunday morning" Come on man this is a bridge too far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668890) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Nubile chrome crackhouse Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43678768) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: Rebellious Transparent Ape Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668866) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668877) Date: October 20th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48218185) Date: November 18th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: Exhilarant french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48351022) Date: November 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48354532) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:47 AM Author: Autistic claret yarmulke den Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: massive laughsome digit ratio theater stage Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. How many BIGLAW lawyers are there in NYC? % that will be working Today, Tomorrow, And / Or Sunday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668729) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (future of counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668760) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: crystalline vengeful resort feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669259) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:34 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674337) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674436) Date: January 18th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Vibrant sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43802555) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Translucent Potus Immigrant Because of many customers taking time off for the December 25th Holiday and for NYE, the rest of this month needs to be treated as if it is the last day of the fiscal quarter, with key customer approvers realistically going out of pocket at any time. While the customer has sworn to us that the 23rd would be the last day that anyone would be reachable, if we here back from them today we have to jump on it immediately. In the very relaxed and chill world of corporate law, the December 25th Holiday is of course relaxed, and you only need to hop on line for minor and quick things, but the 24th and 26th need to be treated as high priority work days or we could lose major make-it-or-break it deals for End of Year. But its exciting because some of these have very high visibility all the way up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669389) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669421) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" Fuck this gay Earth forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669529) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor have a crazy kwanza, a happy hannukah, or however else you choose to celebrate this festive season! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:45 AM Author: Seedy Stirring Turdskin Abode is this work just as important as what surgeons do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672577) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:49 PM Author: Wild Temple More! No surgeon has ever made a billion dollar mistake. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668934) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "At least I don't have sex with men for money," the senior associate mutters to himself again and again throughout this email exchange. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668991) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (looks out window to see local well known shitlaw king from local TTT at bar at 1pm in santa hat handing out business cards and buying rounds) "Heh. Loser." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669010) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: Mildly autistic contagious giraffe mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669191) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig Actually 180 biz development opportunity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674353) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:18 PM Author: marvelous national I fucking hate you guys. Merry Christmas! 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And LJL at a worthless assistant creating shells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668936) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than federal pleading template, feature the wrong case number in the footer and an obvious typo within the case name, have noticeably incorrect margins which are a bitch to try and fix on the back end, and are basically totally worthless* *You sigh audibly and decide to just create new ones from scratch, with the full knowledge that you will not be able to bill for any of that time because the partner believes that "the assistant has already done that"* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668945) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:36 PM Author: shimmering impressive son of senegal hissy fit Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even went to school for that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668955) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:39 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668977) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the wrong court and have the wrong case number. No biggie, just wanted to make you aware for the future. Hope you're enjoying your time off, see you next week! (Autoreply) "im out of office until monday because of christmas wishing you all a BLESSED christmas lashonda" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43668993) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is totally against firm protocol on several different levels -- features a gif of a winking black Santa loading up a pimped-out sleigh on chrome rims with 8 prancing reindeer in sunglasses dancing around, right beneath a picture of a staid manger scene (Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus are all notably bronze looking however) with "THA REASON 4 THA SEASON" written in glistening "frosted" 30 pt font beneath it* *Closing the auto-reply email, that nagging voice in your head still haunts you with fears that the phrase "festive season" which you ultimately included in your response copying the CDO might be construed as being "over the line"... after all, you've just worked too damn hard over the last decade to be taking any chances at this point, with the prospect of a service partnership bump hopefully just a year or two away now...* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669005) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669012) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:49 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor *your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and glistening spinning rims, as all length correspondence between you and partner for the last month has featured this footer appearing 30 times* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669023) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:14 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669129) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:42 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674380) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:27 PM Author: Mildly autistic contagious giraffe mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669204) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Razzmatazz ungodly generalized bond set whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669302) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:56 PM Author: big-titted regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669336) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:00 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669352) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: Dead Motley Hell Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680959) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43681323) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Red pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43682737) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:46 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44299160) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44604400) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:05 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45067428) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: lemon charismatic casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45287603) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:41 PM Author: Self-centered provocative step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45393839) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:42 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45393841) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:41 AM Author: Exhilarant french chef JFC.... 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669028) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669031) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: Wonderful clear mad cow disease goal in life Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669178) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: Let's be honest I'm still gonna megapost over Christmas. PPS: Fuck niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669390) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Drunken awkward filthpig That was just the partner signing off after implying associate made a major fuck up violating labor laws and sinking his chances at breakfast in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669430) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669436) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to deny breakfast /fire at any time in the future "for cause". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669481) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. Partner is asking a question as he is still performing a genuine inquiry, but then immediately reprimands you by telling you what the fucking legal penalty is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674375) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I skimmed the shell. LaShonda got a nice start. But, as you point out, the shell contains state court information, we are in federal. We will need to revise the caption along with the general objections. I'm more concerned that the shell appears to only contain 1/2 of the document requests. Not sure why this is. Any luck with IT? We need to the entire fire, including the PDF of the discovery requests served on us several weeks ago. And then we will need to circle-back with the client to request any outstanding documents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669537) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Drunken awkward filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669571) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket until Sunday. I trust you understand the urgency of this matter and what I expect. Although, as I just reminded you, please be mindful of how you use firm resources. The client is cost conscious. Did you ever get ahold of Junior Associate? Have a Happy Holidays! (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669574) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cell tower. I now have reception up here (still a bit spotty, but hey, beggers can't be choosers!). Better than nothing. Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? Again, this is an urgent matter that I need you working on right now. Heading into the family's Christmas party now. Please update me whenever you manage to get started on this. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669648) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas party" Brother you are doing God's work in this thread but this vile and preposterous anti-Christian slander has to stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669827) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor op mainlining has already established partner as a goy. also you know that tons of biglol partners are wasp faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669849) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:28 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "Robert L. Smith (born Morrie S. 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You might reach out to Adolf for his view on the big picture on this one. Several years ago, he went to trial on a very similar case. Tell him to bill his time. He usually stays local for the holidays, so he should get back to you quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669368) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:11 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I was just thinking of Adolf myself ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43669397) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:16 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead He's one of our best. After we push out the response, remind me to tell you about the time Adolf and I went to NOLA for doc review on asbestos litigation back in the '90s. Let's just say things got a bit wild one night. In all seriousness, thanks again for jumping on this. This client told me earlier today that she plans to send more work our way. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674404) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:39 PM Author: emerald theater foreskin Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on Xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43670064) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:40 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (Of Counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43670072) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43670353) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: Hairraiser nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672571) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674162) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674406) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674435) Date: November 5th, 2024 8:14 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48284989) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:20 PM Author: Rambunctious histrionic preventive strike shrine they're jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43670291) Date: December 26th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43679080) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: alcoholic dun space Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43670744) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:34 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threading/LARPing. I see it as XO's official "Christmas Eve" special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43670765) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:37 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven't received word from you in since the early afternoon. Starting to get worried. Please call me ASAP. Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43670775) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:18 PM Author: Exhilarant french chef It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last 30 minutes and you have not called me back. It is extremely important that you call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45240215) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: Hairraiser nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672572) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Seedy Stirring Turdskin Abode i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law school if they saw a thread like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672579) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: Cocky ceo rigor "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're just a bunch of poli-sci shitheads that are allergic to work" "if it's really that bad, i'll lateral in a couple years after paying off my loans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672644) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672648) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: Seedy Stirring Turdskin Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672651) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: adventurous electric furnace library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672659) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: greedy racy coldplay fan corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672930) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674163) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:49 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674408) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674439) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: Drunken awkward filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43675087) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Orchid queen of the night prole mods plz ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43678951) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:48 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44299169) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: self-absorbed brunch organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44515744) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44604402) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Crawly garnet weed whacker school Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45642920) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:46 PM Author: Beady-eyed chartreuse quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47206901) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:43 AM Author: silver concupiscible sound barrier selfie XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring law students actually ventured here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: Cocky ceo rigor [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: mind-boggling lake rehab new version Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672657) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:17 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672666) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted and appreciated. I will let Senior Associate X get you up to speed (copied here). He is closer to the file, including the documents, all of which include lots of Company "jargon" that he will need to walk you through so you fully grasp the research issues. If you have any questions after connecting with him, shoot me an email. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674182) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:06 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead 1 fucking 80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674184) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:11 PM Author: Puce personal credit line pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674205) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:12 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674210) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggnogs into his family's Christmas luncheon. Having not heard from Senior Associate X or Equity Partner regarding what his task is, and being unsure of whether he should repeat his ask for instructions from equity partner, he has gravely misunderstood the urgency of this matter, the amount of work it will require, and the precarious situation he's in now. Additionally, he has confused the partners casual and friendly tone as having established some genuine rapport. Spurned on by his naivety, obliviousness, and growing intoxication, he shoots off the following email to equity partner) Hey (partners first name), Still haven't heard from Senior Associate X. Eager to get started on this. I'm at my family's Xmas party right now so I might be "out of pocket" at times. Please lmk what I can do to help with this. Cheers, (first years first name) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674317) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead !!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674323) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "PS ty again for the opportunity, no cap lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674330) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#49146074) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap Really nailing it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674454) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:57 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674783) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#49146075) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:25 PM Author: Drunken awkward filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43675132) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:32 PM Author: adventurous electric furnace library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43675659) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:42 PM Author: greedy racy coldplay fan corner Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43678746) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680463) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: self-absorbed brunch organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44515751) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44604398) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: Cerebral newt pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45677863) Date: July 4th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: self-absorbed brunch organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#46510103) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:59 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674446) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:58 PM Author: Rambunctious histrionic preventive strike shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674785) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:22 PM Author: Drunken awkward filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43675120) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:48 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43676278) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680465) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:20 PM Author: Dead Motley Hell Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43681027) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:57 AM Author: Red pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43682826) Date: December 29th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43694180) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44298751) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: Cerebral newt pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44298822) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44299181) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM Author: razzle tantric mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44604326) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44604405) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: Crawly garnet weed whacker school god please kill me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45642927) Date: November 4th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48282046) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:39 PM Author: Cerebral newt pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45677857) Date: December 22nd, 2022 9:55 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45679212) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45899088) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: Rambunctious histrionic preventive strike shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48279376) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48279384) Date: November 20th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48359661) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674140) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Soul-stirring trailer park trust fund High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: alcoholic dun space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: gold psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: well-lubricated office i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: Seedy Stirring Turdskin Abode lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: adventurous electric furnace library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: alcoholic dun space This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: Beta apoplectic business firm jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: Disrespectful bateful codepig Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: adventurous electric furnace library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: lascivious location "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: outnumbered vigorous toilet seat water buffalo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: self-absorbed brunch organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: Dead Motley Hell Blood Rage this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" 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Everything seems like a blur. He's barely seen them at all since last year's Christmas party. He looks out of his Dumbo apartment window at the Manhattan skyline. The winter solstice has passed. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to go outside in the daylight again. But man, the view. It's all worth it he thinks to himself. He's made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45689248) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:04 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45690433) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:09 AM Author: blathering floppy menage associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45690443) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45690781) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: talking sienna meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45690915) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:43 PM Author: House-broken Dilemma Useless Brakes Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgenre on this board. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45898436) Date: February 28th, 2023 9:52 PM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#45995056) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:08 PM Author: Aggressive mother indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47206549) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:10 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47206558) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: adventurous electric furnace library im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47206892) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: Beady-eyed chartreuse quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47206897) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:00 AM Author: Cocky ceo rigor [10am on Christmas Morning and Third Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. Internally he bitterly mutters “Why am I editing LaTonya’s motion? She’s a third year too! This piece of shit was full of grammatical errors and incorrect citations! I’ve been up all night making this turd presentable. Why is she doing the first draft and presenting it?! It’s almost as if I’m being tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive grunt work and being actively run into the… FUCK.” He instinctively pops another Xanax and the anxiety begins to subside. It’s been increasingly difficult to suppress these intrusive thoughts. His phone vibrates. His eyes do not even register the unanswered text from his mother asking if he’ll make it to Christmas this afternoon – they are instinctively drawn to the text from Equity Partner. He sighs, opens his laptop lid again, and pops a 30mg Adderall as Citrix loads. His view of the Manhattan skyline is now mostly obscured by a large pile of documents. But it’ll all be worth it, he thinks to himself. He’s made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47211192) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Beady-eyed chartreuse quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47211197) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:15 AM Author: Aggressive mother indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47211241) Date: December 25th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: glittery salmon roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47211978) Date: December 25th, 2023 5:20 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47212119) Date: December 25th, 2023 6:49 PM Author: swashbuckling station cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47212329) Date: January 10th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Cocky ceo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47270799) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Carmine thirsty headpube address JFC, ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47211213) Date: December 28th, 2023 2:43 AM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47221641) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:06 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47224255) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:11 PM Author: dashing elite patrolman church building Happy New Year’s Eve! I’m sure you’re up waiting for the ball to drop in a few minutes, so please make sure we get a conflict check on the attached new matter & start working on a response. I’ll touch base again tomorrow AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#47224266) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:28 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Will do. 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Any first impressions? What is your availability to discuss Monday morning? Client is based in London so let's please plan to be available 7 or 8am on Monday. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2)#48188515) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:44 PM Author: buff vivacious really tough guy stead Hi Partner X, I'm just finishing Christmas Eve dinner with my family. It should wrap up at my parents house around 9:00 PM EST. The drive home takes about 30 minutes, and then I’ll put the kids to bed before reviewing the email you mentioned. I’ll make sure to respond tonight, in the spirit of Christmas. And, yes, I’ll be there Monday at 7 AM sharp — if not in body, certainly in spirit. 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