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Saw a strange thing with a criminal defendant in court today

He was arrested after stealing a bunch of candy bars from Wa...
Lemon Jewess
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green slippery office karate
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When asked how he was apprehended by a fat, out of shape cop...
Blathering Godawful Cruise Ship Legal Warrant
  05/16/25
He took off running and didn’t get two feet
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painfully honest floppy state
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Blathering Godawful Cruise Ship Legal Warrant
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painfully honest floppy state
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haha wow the system works!
Provocative doobsian home
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dark talking theater stage
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Toes seem critical for flipflops
Wine Mildly Autistic Pit Alpha
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Date: May 16th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Lemon Jewess

He was arrested after stealing a bunch of candy bars from Walmart and trying to run away but he was easily chased down by this big fat cop which was weird. They walk him into court today from the jail in chains and flip flops and I look down and this dude has no toes. Zero toes at all.

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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Lemon Jewess



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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: green slippery office karate



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Date: May 17th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Lemon Jewess



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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Blathering Godawful Cruise Ship Legal Warrant

When asked how he was apprehended by a fat, out of shape cop, the suspect replied, “I’m stumped.”

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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Lemon Jewess

He took off running and didn’t get two feet

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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: painfully honest floppy state



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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Blathering Godawful Cruise Ship Legal Warrant



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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: painfully honest floppy state



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Date: May 17th, 2025 8:10 AM
Author: Provocative doobsian home

haha wow the system works!

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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: dark talking theater stage



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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Wine Mildly Autistic Pit Alpha

Toes seem critical for flipflops

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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: painfully honest floppy state



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Date: May 17th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Lemon Jewess



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