Date: June 29th, 2025 11:03 PM Author: beady-eyed locale milk
Maybe Major League Baseball would be more popular if it had swagger merch. Like, the Miami Marlins could rebrand as the Miami Florida Men, and make their logo a goateed man with a wife beater tan riding a motorcycle while drinking a can of soda.
Date: June 29th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: beady-eyed locale milk
The kitschy names are good, actually. Compare the generic names in the UFL: the Stallions, the Outlaws, the "Battlehawks." None of these tell you anything about the team's identity, they're so boring people will forget them in a second.
Date: June 29th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: beady-eyed locale milk
OK, I admit this isn't to my taste either, but if Danville has a sizeable gay community then at least the name and logo say something unique about the city, and the pandering would make sense. But Las Vegas Belly Busters and Sugar Land (a suburb of Houston) Space Cowboys are amusing and evocative names.