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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Sticky buck-toothed trailer park
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Emerald Love Of Her Life Address
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
coral passionate base
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Emerald Love Of Her Life Address
  07/14/25
100%
Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration
  07/15/25
FAG
Zombie-like Hell Stain
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Thriller Nofapping Son Of Senegal
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Wonderful juggernaut
  07/14/25
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abnormal nibblets
  07/14/25
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Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Sticky buck-toothed trailer park
  07/14/25
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startling buff center ape
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Sticky buck-toothed trailer park
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Sticky buck-toothed trailer park
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story
  07/14/25
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Metal stag film goyim
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
unhinged bat-shit-crazy knife giraffe
  07/15/25
Lol
Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Zombie-like Hell Stain
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Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Scarlet Racy Site Private Investor
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
abnormal nibblets
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Emerald Love Of Her Life Address
  07/14/25
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coral passionate base
  07/14/25
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Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Sticky buck-toothed trailer park
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Emerald Love Of Her Life Address
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Sticky buck-toothed trailer park
  07/14/25
wut
Translucent Odious Crackhouse Faggot Firefighter
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Sticky buck-toothed trailer park
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
stirring rambunctious senate police squad
  07/14/25
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Metal stag film goyim
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irate aqua elastic band candlestick maker
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Slap-happy cobalt people who are hurt coldplay fan
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Razzle zippy macaca
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federal pocket flask orchestra pit
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
umber curious partner
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Slap-happy cobalt people who are hurt coldplay fan
  07/15/25
...
Thriller Nofapping Son Of Senegal
  07/15/25
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Doobsian theater
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startling buff center ape
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Cracking Filthy Codepig
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Lascivious sienna azn national security agency
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talented cruise ship jew
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Doobsian theater
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration
  07/15/25
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Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration
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Metal stag film goyim
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Boyish Boltzmann
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cream mildly autistic institution psychic
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Floppy bearded state
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Metal stag film goyim
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Big lodge
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
sick insecure church building pistol
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Unholy kink-friendly library
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
magical vivacious foreskin stage
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Fighting drunken legal warrant
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
seedy temple
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
unhinged bat-shit-crazy knife giraffe
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sickened beady-eyed regret
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Zombie-like Hell Stain
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Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story
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Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Sticky buck-toothed trailer park
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Sticky buck-toothed trailer park

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Emerald Love Of Her Life Address

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: coral passionate base

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Emerald Love Of Her Life Address

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like Hell Stain

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Thriller Nofapping Son Of Senegal

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Wonderful juggernaut

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: abnormal nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Sticky buck-toothed trailer park

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: startling buff center ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Sticky buck-toothed trailer park

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Sticky buck-toothed trailer park

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Metal stag film goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: unhinged bat-shit-crazy knife giraffe

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like Hell Stain

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Racy Site Private Investor

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: abnormal nibblets

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Emerald Love Of Her Life Address

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: coral passionate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Sticky buck-toothed trailer park

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Emerald Love Of Her Life Address

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sticky buck-toothed trailer park

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Translucent Odious Crackhouse Faggot Firefighter

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sticky buck-toothed trailer park

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: stirring rambunctious senate police squad

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Metal stag film goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: irate aqua elastic band candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Slap-happy cobalt people who are hurt coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Razzle zippy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: federal pocket flask orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: umber curious partner

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Slap-happy cobalt people who are hurt coldplay fan

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Thriller Nofapping Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Doobsian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: startling buff center ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Cracking Filthy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Lascivious sienna azn national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: talented cruise ship jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Doobsian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Metal stag film goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Boyish Boltzmann

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: cream mildly autistic institution psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Floppy bearded state

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Metal stag film goyim

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Big lodge

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: sick insecure church building pistol

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Unholy kink-friendly library

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: magical vivacious foreskin stage

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Fighting drunken legal warrant

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: seedy temple

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: unhinged bat-shit-crazy knife giraffe

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: sickened beady-eyed regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Zombie-like Hell Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Sticky buck-toothed trailer park

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451)