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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Burgundy parlor sandwich Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: shaky elite hall pisswyrm u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: flushed goyim headpube they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: shaky elite hall pisswyrm sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Flatulent piazza kitty cat 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Curious selfie roast beef FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: soggy dashing mediation stage Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Scarlet hilarious mad-dog skullcap becky Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Rusted cheese-eating house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Flatulent piazza kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Razzle Codepig "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Burgundy parlor sandwich I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: mischievous crotch gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Razzle Codepig How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Burgundy parlor sandwich Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Razzle Codepig How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Burgundy parlor sandwich Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Razzle Codepig Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Concupiscible love of her life ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Lilac supple chapel You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Razzle Codepig Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Flatulent piazza kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Domesticated massive idiot spot At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Rusted cheese-eating house "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: shaky elite hall pisswyrm this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: flushed goyim headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Razzle Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Burgundy parlor sandwich Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: shaky elite hall pisswyrm it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Burgundy parlor sandwich Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Burgundy parlor sandwich I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Cream home you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Concupiscible love of her life ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: slate odious fanboi People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: impressive mustard stead degenerate No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Concupiscible love of her life ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: pungent sickened native generalized bond stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Concupiscible love of her life ape Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Brilliant cracking locale nowag She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Floppy legal warrant multi-billionaire It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Jade Deranged Dingle Berry "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Haunting Vivacious School Trust Fund How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Trip boistinker community account Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Flatulent piazza kitty cat humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Burgundy parlor sandwich ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451) |