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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
cocky peach school cafeteria becky
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Fuchsia Mad Cow Disease
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
bateful public bath goal in life
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
spruce cruise ship
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
cocky peach school cafeteria becky
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
spruce cruise ship
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
spruce cruise ship
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
spruce cruise ship
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
cocky peach school cafeteria becky
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
spruce cruise ship
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
insanely creepy house
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
insanely creepy house
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
stimulating fighting state
  04/08/25
that's rude
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
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cocky peach school cafeteria becky
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Thriller National Security Agency
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
spruce cruise ship
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Khaki razzmatazz nursing home
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/08/25
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cocky peach school cafeteria becky
  04/08/25
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Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
cocky peach school cafeteria becky
  04/09/25
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cocky peach school cafeteria becky
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
bipolar sanctuary
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
sienna personal credit line haunted graveyard
  04/09/25
Ty
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/09/25
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Bearded avocado locale
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Charismatic puce parlour circlehead
  04/09/25
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Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Claret hairraiser home
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Mustard anal toilet seat
  05/02/25
...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  05/12/25
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Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
sienna personal credit line haunted graveyard
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
insanely creepy house
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
insanely creepy house
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
coral tank
  06/03/25
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Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  06/26/25
OP?
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  06/27/25
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Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  07/09/25
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Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  07/31/25
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Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
coral tank
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: cocky peach school cafeteria becky

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia Mad Cow Disease

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: bateful public bath goal in life

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: spruce cruise ship

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cocky peach school cafeteria becky

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: spruce cruise ship

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: spruce cruise ship

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: spruce cruise ship

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: cocky peach school cafeteria becky

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: spruce cruise ship

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: insanely creepy house

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy house

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: stimulating fighting state

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: cocky peach school cafeteria becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Thriller National Security Agency

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: spruce cruise ship

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Khaki razzmatazz nursing home

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: cocky peach school cafeteria becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: cocky peach school cafeteria becky

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: cocky peach school cafeteria becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bipolar sanctuary

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: sienna personal credit line haunted graveyard

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Bearded avocado locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Charismatic puce parlour circlehead

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Claret hairraiser home

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Mustard anal toilet seat

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: sienna personal credit line haunted graveyard

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: insanely creepy house

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: insanely creepy house

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: coral tank

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Pale fragrant foreskin juggernaut

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: coral tank

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49331552)