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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
mustard excitant church building
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Grizzly cruel-hearted haunted graveyard senate
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
100%
Outnumbered nubile resort
  07/15/25
FAG
Vivacious site hissy fit
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Floppy maize lay queen of the night
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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  07/14/25
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  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
tan titillating filthpig hunting ground
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
mustard excitant church building
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
tan titillating filthpig hunting ground
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
mustard excitant church building
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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  07/15/25
jfc 180
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
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  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Vigorous bisexual space potus
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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  07/14/25
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Grizzly cruel-hearted haunted graveyard senate
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tan titillating filthpig hunting ground
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
mustard excitant church building
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
mustard excitant church building
  07/14/25
wut
painfully honest scarlet associate
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
mustard excitant church building
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Medicated ocher ape
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Exhilarant native cumskin
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Vivacious site hissy fit
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tan titillating filthpig hunting ground
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Outnumbered nubile resort
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Outnumbered nubile resort
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
mustard excitant church building
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: mustard excitant church building

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Grizzly cruel-hearted haunted graveyard senate

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered nubile resort

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vivacious site hissy fit

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Floppy maize lay queen of the night

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Zippy puce field

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Vigorous bisexual space potus



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered nubile resort



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: tan titillating filthpig hunting ground

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: mustard excitant church building

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: gaped fanboi deer antler



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: tan titillating filthpig hunting ground

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: mustard excitant church building

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: tan titillating filthpig hunting ground

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: mustard excitant church building

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: tan titillating filthpig hunting ground

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: frum fiercely-loyal school cafeteria useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: swollen shimmering church turdskin

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: tan titillating filthpig hunting ground

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Vivacious site hissy fit

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered nubile resort



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: laughsome hyperventilating doctorate

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Vigorous bisexual space potus

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Grizzly cruel-hearted haunted graveyard senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: tan titillating filthpig hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: mustard excitant church building

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: mustard excitant church building

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: painfully honest scarlet associate

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: mustard excitant church building

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Awkward Milk

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: frum fiercely-loyal school cafeteria useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Amber trip heaven



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling forum



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Buff Trust Fund Chapel



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Talented internal respiration tank



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship love of her life

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling forum

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Floppy maize lay queen of the night



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: territorial menage roommate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: gaped fanboi deer antler



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: lake confused parlor crotch



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: tan titillating filthpig hunting ground



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed dead shrine



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: coral trailer park



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: territorial menage roommate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered nubile resort

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered nubile resort



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: frum fiercely-loyal school cafeteria useless brakes



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: french galvanic immigrant hospital

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Startled diverse gay wizard keepsake machete



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: thriller crackhouse bbw

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: frum fiercely-loyal school cafeteria useless brakes

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: lascivious godawful nursing home

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Medicated ocher ape

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant native cumskin

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Aqua bateful windowlicker

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse main people

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: wonderful glassy corn cake home

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: swollen shimmering church turdskin

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: adventurous bistre corner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Vivacious site hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: tan titillating filthpig hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered nubile resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered nubile resort

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: mustard excitant church building

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451)