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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Bateful zombie-like idiot
  02/22/12
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Khaki pit
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Talented corn cake theater stage
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Talented corn cake theater stage
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
coiffed generalized bond gay wizard
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Puce site regret
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Talented corn cake theater stage
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Puce site regret
  02/22/12
u jelly
Talented corn cake theater stage
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Henna Psychic Ratface
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Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Stirring public bath philosopher-king
  02/23/12
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Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Bateful zombie-like idiot
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Federal trump supporter step-uncle's house
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Insane mad-dog skullcap office
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Soul-stirring stag film
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Bateful zombie-like idiot
  02/23/12
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Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  02/24/17
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Heady Abode Athletic Conference
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
embarrassed to the bone odious locus boltzmann
  02/25/12
cr
mischievous knife stain
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Bateful zombie-like idiot
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
ungodly duck-like pozpig
  02/12/13
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Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
aromatic hateful rehab
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  10/26/12
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narrow-minded fiercely-loyal police squad sweet tailpipe
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Bateful zombie-like idiot
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
amethyst stimulating voyeur gunner
  11/20/12
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Hairraiser karate church
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Hairraiser karate church
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Insane mad-dog skullcap office
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
mischievous knife stain
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
amethyst stimulating voyeur gunner
  01/19/13
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Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
startled silver principal's office
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
razzle-dazzle heaven masturbator
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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red submissive preventive strike legend
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
ungodly duck-like pozpig
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Bateful zombie-like idiot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Khaki pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Talented corn cake theater stage

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Talented corn cake theater stage

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: coiffed generalized bond gay wizard

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Puce site regret

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Talented corn cake theater stage

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Puce site regret

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Talented corn cake theater stage

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Henna Psychic Ratface

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Stirring public bath philosopher-king

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Bateful zombie-like idiot

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Federal trump supporter step-uncle's house

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Insane mad-dog skullcap office

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stag film

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Bateful zombie-like idiot

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Heady Abode Athletic Conference



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone odious locus boltzmann

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: mischievous knife stain

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Bateful zombie-like idiot

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: ungodly duck-like pozpig

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: aromatic hateful rehab

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded fiercely-loyal police squad sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Bateful zombie-like idiot

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: amethyst stimulating voyeur gunner

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser karate church



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser karate church

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Insane mad-dog skullcap office

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: mischievous knife stain

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: amethyst stimulating voyeur gunner

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz trailer park



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: startled silver principal's office

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven masturbator

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: mischievous knife stain

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: amethyst stimulating voyeur gunner



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: chrome balding sanctuary



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: talking gas station roast beef



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: red submissive preventive strike legend



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: ungodly duck-like pozpig

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Spectacular Dun Shrine Messiness

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: red submissive preventive strike legend



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Emerald newt



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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