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this is an eerily accurate description of my life
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Why does it hurt so bad man
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: lascivious amber parlour

Sugar Ray*

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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stag film

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: out-of-control native

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic puppy



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic puppy



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Clear talented macaca



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Poppy Box Office

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Tan jap

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Poppy Box Office

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Tan jap

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Jet Juggernaut Spot



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: galvanic internet-worthy mexican



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: nudist crotch hominid



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Contagious opaque cumskin state



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: greedy corner

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Diverse abode stain

Promising

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: irate hospital

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Contagious opaque cumskin state

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: irate hospital



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Awkward citrine space



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Odious ticket booth



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: nudist crotch hominid



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Contagious opaque cumskin state



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: comical casino toaster



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: greedy corner



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: curious zippy brethren yarmulke



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic puppy



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Bearded Office Nowag



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Electric Den Foreskin

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic puppy



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Awkward citrine space

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: lilac spectacular lodge



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Jet Juggernaut Spot



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: lilac spectacular lodge



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Provocative gold church



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: wine doobsian location



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Stirring indian lodge



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs address



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: charismatic orchestra pit reading party



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: lilac spectacular lodge



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#49245727)