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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Razzle Public Bath
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Razzle Public Bath
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Turquoise Theater
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
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Sapphire Immigrant Field
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Razzle Public Bath
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Razzle Public Bath
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Vengeful frum university faggot firefighter
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
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  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Sapphire Immigrant Field
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Disgusting church water buffalo
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This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
metal space sound barrier
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upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
learning disabled fragrant location karate
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Walnut senate
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
flushed insane legal warrant
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Vengeful frum university faggot firefighter
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
flushed insane legal warrant
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Vengeful frum university faggot firefighter
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Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
flushed insane legal warrant
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
learning disabled fragrant location karate
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Vengeful frum university faggot firefighter
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza
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prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
flushed insane legal warrant
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza
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are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
flushed insane legal warrant
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
flushed insane legal warrant
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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No 40k for you
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Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
aromatic sexy boltzmann menage
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
diverse ape
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Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Razzle Public Bath

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Razzle Public Bath

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Turquoise Theater

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fluffy whorehouse fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Soggy tan voyeur

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Turquoise Theater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Sinister nursing home cumskin



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Disgusting church water buffalo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Hyperactive exciting codepig laser beams



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Walnut senate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Mewling ultramarine station candlestick maker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Cracking pearly area therapy



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: maniacal jew kitty cat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: diverse ape



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Ocher Curious Principal's Office Knife



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Irate boyish background story rigpig



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Immigrant Field



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Razzle Public Bath

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Razzle Public Bath

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Vengeful frum university faggot firefighter

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay house azn

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: House-broken Trip Chapel Blood Rage

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Sapphire Immigrant Field



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Disgusting church water buffalo

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: metal space sound barrier

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: learning disabled fragrant location karate

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Walnut senate

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: flushed insane legal warrant

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Vengeful frum university faggot firefighter

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: flushed insane legal warrant

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vengeful frum university faggot firefighter

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: flushed insane legal warrant

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: learning disabled fragrant location karate

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Vengeful frum university faggot firefighter

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: flushed insane legal warrant

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: flushed insane legal warrant

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: flushed insane legal warrant

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: flushed insane legal warrant

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Disgusting church water buffalo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Lilac Flirting Fat Ankles Halford

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Grizzly magical mediation cruise ship



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Heady mad-dog skullcap plaza



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: aromatic sexy boltzmann menage

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: diverse ape

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested Genital Piercing



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Motley lavender business firm foreskin

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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