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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Sinister Ape Deer Antler
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
slippery son of senegal hominid
  08/28/25
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Sinister Ape Deer Antler
  08/28/25
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sadistic disturbing meetinghouse cumskin
  08/28/25
that's it?
stimulating rusted therapy theater
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Sinister Ape Deer Antler
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Alcoholic chad toilet seat
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
stimulating rusted therapy theater
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
milky dilemma
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Lemon curious school cafeteria pistol
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
milky dilemma
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Lemon curious school cafeteria pistol
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
milky dilemma
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
Idiotic carmine box office
  08/28/25
Happy?
Pink trip windowlicker
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Idiotic carmine box office
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
milky dilemma
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
sadistic disturbing meetinghouse cumskin
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
milky dilemma
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
sadistic disturbing meetinghouse cumskin
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Glittery red goyim cuck
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
electric mental disorder state
  08/28/25
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Salmon trailer park kitty cat
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Razzle Pearl Rigpig
  08/29/25
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fluffy market friendly grandma
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
swashbuckling native
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Know-it-all Theater Stage
  08/29/25
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Salmon trailer park kitty cat
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
twinkling spectacular travel guidebook indirect expression
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Know-it-all Theater Stage
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Lemon curious school cafeteria pistol
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Tripping Big National Alpha
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
milky dilemma
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Idiotic carmine box office
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
swashbuckling native
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
milky dilemma
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
self-centered hairless theatre
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
coral diverse casino pervert
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Idiotic carmine box office
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
sadistic disturbing meetinghouse cumskin
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
milky dilemma
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Know-it-all Theater Stage
  09/01/25
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milky dilemma
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Know-it-all Theater Stage
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
milky dilemma
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Pink trip windowlicker
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Idiotic carmine box office
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Zombie-like Mentally Impaired Menage
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Idiotic carmine box office
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sinister Ape Deer Antler



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: slippery son of senegal hominid

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Sinister Ape Deer Antler



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: sadistic disturbing meetinghouse cumskin



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stimulating rusted therapy theater

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Sinister Ape Deer Antler

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic chad toilet seat

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: stimulating rusted therapy theater

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: milky dilemma

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Lemon curious school cafeteria pistol

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: milky dilemma

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Lemon curious school cafeteria pistol

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: milky dilemma

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Idiotic carmine box office

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Pink trip windowlicker

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Idiotic carmine box office

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: milky dilemma

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: sadistic disturbing meetinghouse cumskin

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: milky dilemma

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: sadistic disturbing meetinghouse cumskin

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Glittery red goyim cuck

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: electric mental disorder state

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Salmon trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Razzle Pearl Rigpig

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: fluffy market friendly grandma



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling native

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Know-it-all Theater Stage

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Salmon trailer park kitty cat



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: twinkling spectacular travel guidebook indirect expression

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Know-it-all Theater Stage

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Lemon curious school cafeteria pistol

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Tripping Big National Alpha

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: milky dilemma

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Idiotic carmine box office

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling native

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: milky dilemma

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: self-centered hairless theatre

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: coral diverse casino pervert

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Idiotic carmine box office

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: sadistic disturbing meetinghouse cumskin

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: milky dilemma

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all Theater Stage

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: milky dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all Theater Stage

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: milky dilemma

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Pink trip windowlicker

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Idiotic carmine box office

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mentally Impaired Menage

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Idiotic carmine box office

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259839)