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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Ocher step-uncle's house
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
chartreuse boistinker
  07/20/17
Waddled here
Painfully honest jet principal's office
  07/20/17
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Ocher step-uncle's house
  07/20/17
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Mentally impaired sweet tailpipe
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
cracking honey-headed church stock car
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
Painfully honest jet principal's office
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Amethyst Theater Stage
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
Painfully honest jet principal's office
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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  10/18/21
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crawly wonderful native quadroon
  07/20/17
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know-it-all party of the first part internal respiration
  07/20/17
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Racy National
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
know-it-all party of the first part internal respiration
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
trip sanctuary
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Avocado Range
  07/20/17
Titcq
Mentally impaired sweet tailpipe
  07/20/17
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outnumbered senate
  03/02/18
Yes.
Ocher step-uncle's house
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Lime french chef police squad
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
sadistic clown
  07/20/17
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Razzle Stage
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
trip sanctuary
  07/20/17
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Ocher step-uncle's house
  08/01/17
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Razzle Stage
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
Painfully honest jet principal's office
  08/01/17
...
Ocher step-uncle's house
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Stimulating Hominid
  09/18/17
cq
Lilac Aromatic Plaza
  09/18/17
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soul-stirring jade meetinghouse digit ratio
  09/04/21
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Ocher step-uncle's house
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
cerise filthpig
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Ocher step-uncle's house
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Avocado Range
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Ocher step-uncle's house
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Unholy brunch
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Avocado Range
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Lilac Aromatic Plaza
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
stirring anal son of senegal keepsake machete
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
shivering wagecucks
  03/02/18
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Ocher step-uncle's house
  07/24/18
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Ocher step-uncle's house
  02/19/19
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Ocher step-uncle's house
  10/31/19
id do this for free
Lime french chef police squad
  10/31/19
...
multi-colored space
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
motley hospital kitty
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Self-absorbed mother affirmative action
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
soul-stirring jade meetinghouse digit ratio
  09/04/21
...
Painfully honest jet principal's office
  06/18/25
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Ocher step-uncle's house
  10/18/21
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multi-colored space
  06/23/22
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multi-colored space
  12/14/23
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multi-colored space
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
Shimmering forum
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
dead trump supporter ticket booth
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
Painfully honest jet principal's office
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: chartreuse boistinker

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Painfully honest jet principal's office

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: cracking honey-headed church stock car

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Painfully honest jet principal's office

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Amethyst Theater Stage

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Painfully honest jet principal's office

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Claret Bat Shit Crazy Nibblets Sex Offender

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: crawly wonderful native quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: know-it-all party of the first part internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Racy National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: know-it-all party of the first part internal respiration

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: trip sanctuary

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Avocado Range

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sweet tailpipe

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: outnumbered senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Lime french chef police squad

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: sadistic clown

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Razzle Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: trip sanctuary

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Razzle Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Painfully honest jet principal's office

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Stimulating Hominid

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Lilac Aromatic Plaza

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring jade meetinghouse digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: cerise filthpig

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Avocado Range

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Unholy brunch

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Avocado Range

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Lilac Aromatic Plaza

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: stirring anal son of senegal keepsake machete

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: shivering wagecucks

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Lime french chef police squad

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: multi-colored space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: motley hospital kitty

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed mother affirmative action

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring jade meetinghouse digit ratio

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Painfully honest jet principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Ocher step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: multi-colored space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: multi-colored space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: multi-colored space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Shimmering forum

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: dead trump supporter ticket booth

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Painfully honest jet principal's office

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2)#49027937)