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180 xo shtick: VASTLY overestimating physical superiority of pro athletes

like when somebody poasts a hypo polling xo poasters if they...
glittery multi-billionaire
  01/14/24
are you saying that guys at your highschool benched 500 all ...
supple electric furnace
  01/14/24
There’s no need to exaggerate, or create a strawman po...
Poppy Floppy Lay
  01/14/24
this is what i’m talking about. tyft.
glittery multi-billionaire
  01/14/24
“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated eno...
Poppy Floppy Lay
  01/14/24
To be fair, I think the problem is that you're talking to...
Titillating locus elastic band
  01/14/24
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awkward talented voyeur
  01/16/24
“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated eno...
glittery multi-billionaire
  01/15/24
lol
Turquoise galvanic useless brakes
  01/15/24
"But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out...
metal filthpig
  01/15/24
mfcr. these poasters’ total disconnect from common sen...
glittery multi-billionaire
  01/15/24
flame got too obvious with this post. but nice job otherwis...
mauve corn cake brunch
  01/15/24
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Turquoise galvanic useless brakes
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awkward talented voyeur
  01/16/24
Cr maybe two poasters, tops, could score a triple double in ...
nofapping keepsake machete
  01/15/24
earl is a given, obviously, and id bet there are actually a ...
slimy chapel boistinker
  01/15/24
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Turquoise galvanic useless brakes
  01/15/24
yeah, i think two is definitely the upper limit for that ach...
glittery multi-billionaire
  01/15/24
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nubile stage international law enforcement agency
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awkward talented voyeur
  01/16/24
Most NBA players can’t score 10 points in an NBA game
navy crawly hell liquid oxygen
  01/16/24
oh wow is that true? then i guess say the hypo was six point...
glittery multi-billionaire
  01/16/24
not really a “sports guy.”
arrogant locale
  01/17/24
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glittery multi-billionaire
  01/21/25
(Guy who played a little college ball)
Territorial legal warrant office
  01/15/24
idk there was one poaster whose wife's favorite ex played in...
chartreuse sanctuary jew
  01/15/24
"favorite ex" JM even your mundane poasts contain...
fluffy skinny woman lodge
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arrogant locale
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awkward talented voyeur
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ivory genital piercing
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Adulterous harsh box office
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glittery multi-billionaire
  01/15/24
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awkward talented voyeur
  01/16/24
oh man. i love it here
Cream out-of-control patrolman
  01/16/24
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slimy chapel boistinker
  01/16/24
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Crystalline codepig
  01/16/24
twist: the phrasing of this sentence leaves room for the pos...
metal filthpig
  01/17/24
i was actually heavily recruited to play d1 ball but i wante...
awkward talented voyeur
  01/16/24
Kendall Hinton is a wr who was forced into playing qb for De...
House-broken Area
  01/16/24
Terrible example. the QB position is all about mental proces...
chartreuse sanctuary jew
  01/16/24
maybe so, maybe so
disgusting chrome state nibblets
  01/16/24
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glittery multi-billionaire
  01/17/24
JM is the barristan selmy of poasting
awkward talented voyeur
  01/17/24
either this is flame or you are a fucking retard.
House-broken Area
  01/17/24
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glittery multi-billionaire
  04/30/24
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chartreuse sanctuary jew
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physical computer
  05/01/25
Don't a bunch of xo posters say they could go pro if they co...
greedy offensive center
  01/16/24
At my peak I could have played on a lower table EPL team.
Crystalline codepig
  01/16/24
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  07/31/24
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glittery multi-billionaire
  08/27/24
I played against a qb in hs who ended being an NFL pro bowle...
Traditional Latin ass
  05/01/25
It’s really fucking weird. I always use bartolo colon...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/01/25


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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire

like when somebody poasts a hypo polling xo poasters if they could perform a (usually fairly mundane) feat of athleticism at the professional level. without fail a dozen poasters will say something like “wtf no i would be killed even attempting it!” cracks me up every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288171)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: supple electric furnace

are you saying that guys at your highschool benched 500 all the time and it was no big deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288183)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Poppy Floppy Lay

There’s no need to exaggerate, or create a strawman poaster who thinks an NFL D lineman is a god.

But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out of his tackle anymore than the lineman could repeatedly score well on a fair iq test, no matter the motivation.

There are natural limits. If you could suffice as an NFL running back, high odds you would be doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288184)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire

this is what i’m talking about. tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288200)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Poppy Floppy Lay

“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated enough, he could ace a mental test.”

lol

If you’ve ever played sports you know well the funnel. Those that emerge from youth > HS > college > pro sports as excellent aren’t merely better motivated. They’d beat you, badly

Nature has limited your ability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288221)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Titillating locus elastic band

To be fair,

I think the problem is that you're talking to a guy who couldn't ace either a physical test or a mental test, if you get my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288253)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: awkward talented voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293842)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:28 AM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire

“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated enough, he could ace a mental test.”

lol at this sophistry. this might be a fair comparison if the hypos were for things like “could xo’s best lawyer win the deacon jones award?” instead they’re targeted to the *average* xo poaster about athletic achievements that typically aren’t notable enough to earn a spot on a roster. just the fact that someone is posing the hypos should be proof that they’re open questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288745)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Turquoise galvanic useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289180)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:13 AM
Author: metal filthpig

"But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out of his tackle..."

It's not a strawman, as shown by the heavy lifting "routinely" does in this clause. A hypo gets posted and the thread is swarmed by unathletic nerds insisting that the physical task is an impossibility, that even if given 1000 tries, the tackle cannot be broken. Then even more pile on and insist that the task is genetically impossible, that even with years rigorous training, the tackle could never be broken.

If these poasters would just concede reasonable positions...that yes, the average poaster is not going to consistently break tackles, but can probably do so 25% of the time and eke out an average of 2 yards per carry (not good enough to make a roster, but respectable for a layman), these threads would not reach three-figure poast counts. Years ago there was a thread where many, many xoxoers were insistent that it would be impossible for a poaster to hit an open three in an NBA game...that the shot would be magically blocked from 10 feet away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288730)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:19 AM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire

mfcr. these poasters’ total disconnect from common sense is what makes this genre so funny. it’s not like the hypos are “break the mlb single season home run record” or “score a triple double in ten straight nba games.” honestly i would be surprised if more than one or two active xo poasters could do either of those. but “bat .225 over an mlb season” or “score 10 points in an nba game”? what kind of total loser wouldn’t bet on themselves for those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288735)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 5:25 AM
Author: mauve corn cake brunch

flame got too obvious with this post. but nice job otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288837)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Turquoise galvanic useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289187)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: awkward talented voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293847)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete

Cr maybe two poasters, tops, could score a triple double in 10 straight NBA games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289066)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: slimy chapel boistinker

earl is a given, obviously, and id bet there are actually a dozen or more poasters besides who could pull that off in regulation nguyen basketball association games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289082)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Turquoise galvanic useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289183)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire

yeah, i think two is definitely the upper limit for that achievement, and it’s possible there aren’t even that many. i was worried at first i was being too conservative re: the hr record but the more i think about it the more i believe the odds are no more than two could do that either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289959)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: nubile stage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289960)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: awkward talented voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293848)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:04 AM
Author: navy crawly hell liquid oxygen

Most NBA players can’t score 10 points in an NBA game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293827)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire

oh wow is that true? then i guess say the hypo was six points in a game or something. idk i’m not really a “sports guy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47297086)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: arrogant locale

not really a “sports guy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47298697)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#48573399)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:20 AM
Author: Territorial legal warrant office

(Guy who played a little college ball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47288737)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: chartreuse sanctuary jew

idk there was one poaster whose wife's favorite ex played in AAA and he struck him out in three straight pitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289094)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: fluffy skinny woman lodge

"favorite ex"

JM even your mundane poasts contain eternal XO gems, you have truly exceeded us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289158)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: arrogant locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293861)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: awkward talented voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293915)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: ivory genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289168)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: Adulterous harsh box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47289978)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47291210)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: awkward talented voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293854)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Cream out-of-control patrolman

oh man. i love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293953)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: slimy chapel boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47296529)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Crystalline codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47297177)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: metal filthpig

twist: the phrasing of this sentence leaves room for the possibility that the poaster (probably a pumo) is the one who struck out the favorite ex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47300531)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: awkward talented voyeur

i was actually heavily recruited to play d1 ball but i wanted to avoid cte so i could do scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47293860)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: House-broken Area

Kendall Hinton is a wr who was forced into playing qb for Denver during a covid game. his stats:

rushed twice for 7 yards and completed just one of nine passes for 13 yards with one sack in Denver’s 31-3 loss.

while in high school Kendall was an all state qb with scholarship offers from power five schools. and yet even he struggled to complete an nfl pass.

now please tell me again how some pumo who never even played high school sports is doing anything in the nfl besides getting zherself hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47294170)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: chartreuse sanctuary jew

Terrible example. the QB position is all about mental processing, where xoers (high IQ) would obviously excel.

maybe we'd struggle as edge rushers or punt returners but that example is where we'd shine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47294443)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: disgusting chrome state nibblets

maybe so, maybe so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47297151)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 2:33 AM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47297406)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 6:14 AM
Author: awkward talented voyeur

JM is the barristan selmy of poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47297504)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: House-broken Area

either this is flame or you are a fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47298679)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47621020)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: chartreuse sanctuary jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47621039)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: physical computer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#48897275)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: greedy offensive center

Don't a bunch of xo posters say they could go pro if they could get a year off from being a lolyer and shit. Am I just imagining all those stupid hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47297153)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Crystalline codepig

At my peak I could have played on a lower table EPL team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47297178)



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Date: July 31st, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#47914343)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#48014986)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Traditional Latin ass

I played against a qb in hs who ended being an NFL pro bowler. He was just a dude. If our corners weren't such pussies we could have won. I hit him numerous times after the whistle and he cried to the ref

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#48897282)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

It’s really fucking weird. I always use bartolo colon as my baseline example for hitting hypos (since he’s a morbidly super-obese slob who swings with his eyes closed, and often twists his body full-circle causing his batting helmet to pop upwards off his fat head, or popping his belt and allowing his enormous gut to giggle freely in a comedic spectacle delighting fans in a manner not seen since the banning of Dwarves in MLB), and without fail you’ll have xoers coming in and insisting that, no, despite what your eyes tell you, bartolo is an Elite Hitter whose raw athleticism you cannot hope to match.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2)#48897298)