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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Canary space police squad
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
lascivious striped hyena property
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
vigorous piazza
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
bonkers french sanctuary
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Canary space police squad
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
bonkers french sanctuary
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
bonkers french sanctuary
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
bonkers french sanctuary
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Canary space police squad
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
bonkers french sanctuary
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
aphrodisiac hunting ground factory reset button
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
aphrodisiac hunting ground factory reset button
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
appetizing whorehouse
  04/08/25
that's rude
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
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Canary space police squad
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
thriller nubile round eye public bath
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
bonkers french sanctuary
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Hyperventilating Cracking Shrine
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/08/25
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Canary space police squad
  04/08/25
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apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Canary space police squad
  04/09/25
...
Canary space police squad
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
vibrant trailer park azn
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
blue bipolar chapel indirect expression
  04/09/25
Ty
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/09/25
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Fiercely-loyal rigor
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/25
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apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Big people who are hurt selfie
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Stubborn Shitlib Psychic
  05/02/25
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apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  05/12/25
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apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
blue bipolar chapel indirect expression
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
aphrodisiac hunting ground factory reset button
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
aphrodisiac hunting ground factory reset button
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Galvanic beta codepig
  06/03/25
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apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  06/26/25
OP?
apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  06/27/25
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apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Canary space police squad

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: lascivious striped hyena property

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: vigorous piazza

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: bonkers french sanctuary

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Canary space police squad

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: bonkers french sanctuary

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: bonkers french sanctuary

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: bonkers french sanctuary

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Canary space police squad

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: bonkers french sanctuary

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hunting ground factory reset button

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hunting ground factory reset button

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Canary space police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: thriller nubile round eye public bath

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: bonkers french sanctuary

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Cracking Shrine

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Canary space police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Canary space police squad

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Canary space police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: vibrant trailer park azn

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: blue bipolar chapel indirect expression

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Big people who are hurt selfie

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Stubborn Shitlib Psychic

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: blue bipolar chapel indirect expression

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hunting ground factory reset button

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hunting ground factory reset button

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Galvanic beta codepig

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: apoplectic idiotic hairy legs state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49145215)