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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Rough-skinned corn cake cuckold
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
stirring codepig point
  08/28/25
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Rough-skinned corn cake cuckold
  08/28/25
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Sexy corner tattoo
  08/28/25
that's it?
Topaz Floppy Crackhouse Puppy
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Rough-skinned corn cake cuckold
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Big Erotic Lodge Nibblets
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Topaz Floppy Crackhouse Puppy
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Frum candlestick maker
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Diverse Half-breed
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Frum candlestick maker
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Diverse Half-breed
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Frum candlestick maker
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife
  08/28/25
Happy?
gold frozen goal in life
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Frum candlestick maker
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Sexy corner tattoo
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Frum candlestick maker
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Sexy corner tattoo
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
tripping brindle karate circlehead
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Jet menage philosopher-king
  08/28/25
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hideous dilemma fanboi
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
wild famous landscape painting
  08/29/25
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Rose friendly grandma foreskin
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Burgundy frisky incel meetinghouse
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
crimson kitty
  08/29/25
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hideous dilemma fanboi
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
know-it-all zombie-like principal's office affirmative action
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
crimson kitty
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Diverse Half-breed
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
walnut beady-eyed french chef den
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Frum candlestick maker
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Burgundy frisky incel meetinghouse
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Frum candlestick maker
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Startling carmine pozpig
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Razzmatazz fat ankles
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Sexy corner tattoo
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Frum candlestick maker
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
crimson kitty
  09/01/25
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Frum candlestick maker
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
crimson kitty
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Frum candlestick maker
  09/01/25
Lolololol
gold frozen goal in life
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
sticky giraffe persian
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned corn cake cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stirring codepig point

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Rough-skinned corn cake cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Sexy corner tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Topaz Floppy Crackhouse Puppy

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Rough-skinned corn cake cuckold

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Big Erotic Lodge Nibblets

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Topaz Floppy Crackhouse Puppy

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Diverse Half-breed

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Diverse Half-breed

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: gold frozen goal in life

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Sexy corner tattoo

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Sexy corner tattoo

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: tripping brindle karate circlehead

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Jet menage philosopher-king

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: hideous dilemma fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: wild famous landscape painting

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Rose friendly grandma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Burgundy frisky incel meetinghouse

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: crimson kitty

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: hideous dilemma fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: know-it-all zombie-like principal's office affirmative action

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: crimson kitty

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Diverse Half-breed

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: walnut beady-eyed french chef den

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Burgundy frisky incel meetinghouse

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Startling carmine pozpig

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fat ankles

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Sexy corner tattoo

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: crimson kitty

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Frum candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: crimson kitty

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Frum candlestick maker

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: gold frozen goal in life

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: sticky giraffe persian

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Sadistic Cowardly Theatre Knife

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259839)