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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Unholy stimulating jap
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
marvelous bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
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motley house-broken toilet seat mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Unholy stimulating jap
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Unholy stimulating jap
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
marvelous bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Histrionic cuckold
  04/05/26
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supple office son of senegal
  04/05/26
Lol
Bearded lay
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Electric Massive Hominid Stage
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Unholy stimulating jap
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Electric Massive Hominid Stage
  04/05/26
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marvelous bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Bearded stirring affirmative action useless brakes
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
motley house-broken toilet seat mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
jet fear-inspiring cruise ship pisswyrm
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Very tactful snowy rehab
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
topaz rigpig
  04/05/26
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Confused rusted brethren address
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Unholy stimulating jap
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
topaz rigpig
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Hateful Cerebral Sandwich Den
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Contagious point yarmulke
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
dashing masturbator
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Comical business firm gaping
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Adulterous wrinkle
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Contagious point yarmulke
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Comical business firm gaping
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Adulterous wrinkle
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Gaped bbw spot
  04/05/26
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marvelous bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
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sick foreskin boistinker
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Hateful Cerebral Sandwich Den
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Adulterous wrinkle
  04/05/26
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supple office son of senegal
  04/05/26
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supple office son of senegal
  04/05/26
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High-end tan stag film
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
High-end tan stag film
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Pea-brained Magenta Azn
  04/05/26
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marvelous bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Swashbuckling pistol dilemma
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Unholy stimulating jap
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Hateful Cerebral Sandwich Den
  04/05/26
...
Adulterous wrinkle
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Unholy stimulating jap

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: motley house-broken toilet seat mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Unholy stimulating jap

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Unholy stimulating jap

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Histrionic cuckold

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: supple office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Bearded lay

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Electric Massive Hominid Stage

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Unholy stimulating jap

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Electric Massive Hominid Stage

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Bearded stirring affirmative action useless brakes

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: motley house-broken toilet seat mad-dog skullcap

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: jet fear-inspiring cruise ship pisswyrm

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Very tactful snowy rehab

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Gaped bbw spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: provocative olive locale factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: topaz rigpig

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Confused rusted brethren address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Unholy stimulating jap

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: topaz rigpig

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Hateful Cerebral Sandwich Den

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Contagious point yarmulke

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: dashing masturbator

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Comical business firm gaping

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Adulterous wrinkle

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Contagious point yarmulke

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Comical business firm gaping

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Adulterous wrinkle

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Gaped bbw spot

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: sick foreskin boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Hateful Cerebral Sandwich Den

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Adulterous wrinkle

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: supple office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: supple office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: High-end tan stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: High-end tan stag film

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained Magenta Azn

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pistol dilemma

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Unholy stimulating jap

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Hateful Cerebral Sandwich Den

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Adulterous wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49812165)