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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
umber theater
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Razzle-dazzle den
  01/26/16
This one stings.
excitant heaven windowlicker
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
scarlet box office potus
  01/26/16
jesus no...
lascivious brass black woman liquid oxygen
  10/24/16
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crystalline spectacular area
  01/03/17
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jet base brethren
  02/20/18
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fishy shitlib
  06/03/19
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scarlet box office potus
  10/14/20
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Magical Orchid Chapel Azn
  01/25/16
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Tan National Security Agency
  01/25/16
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Walnut razzle jap
  01/25/16
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Bateful wine international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
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At-the-ready cruise ship
  01/25/16
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Walnut razzle jap
  01/25/16
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Bateful wine international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
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clear misunderstood location
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/25/16
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light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
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Self-absorbed orange milk whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
umber theater
  01/25/16
...
hairraiser chest-beating theatre idea he suggested
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
flickering hyperactive national
  01/25/16
...
boyish giraffe incel
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle den
  01/26/16
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180 geriatric home selfie
  01/26/16
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Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  01/26/16
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Stirring orchestra pit
  11/27/16
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beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  06/13/17
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Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck
  12/19/17
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umber theater
  01/24/18
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Mauve house gay wizard
  06/10/24
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excitant heaven windowlicker
  01/26/16
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sable supple regret
  10/24/16
...
crystalline spectacular area
  11/27/16
...
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/23/17
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Ruby jewess
  03/15/17
...
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  04/20/17
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beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  02/20/18
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beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  05/24/18
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Iridescent Turdskin Locus
  09/26/21
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Seedy abode
  03/12/22
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Mauve house gay wizard
  05/15/22
...
Mauve house gay wizard
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Pea-brained Slate Church Building Trust Fund
  01/25/16
Brutal
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
...
Cyan wrinkle
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Zombie-like Site Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
toxic
Vivacious sapphire hospital legend
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
curious abusive people who are hurt stead
  01/25/16
...
Tan National Security Agency
  01/25/16
...
umber theater
  01/25/16
...
bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine
  01/25/16
damnit
Appetizing Glassy Office
  01/25/16
...
Walnut razzle jap
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
umber theater
  01/25/16
jfc
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Walnut razzle jap
  01/25/16
...
umber theater
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/25/16
Cr
umber theater
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
hm
titillating range
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
wait
avocado field
  01/25/16
...
excitant heaven windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
...
umber theater
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
curious abusive people who are hurt stead
  01/25/16
...
Angry associate property
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Pea-brained Slate Church Building Trust Fund
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Pea-brained Slate Church Building Trust Fund
  01/25/16
...
avocado field
  01/25/16
...
Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck
  01/25/16
...
topaz institution
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing Glassy Office
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine
  01/25/16
...
umber theater
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
jade useless crackhouse boltzmann
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
umber theater
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Vigorous Bearded Doctorate Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
wild corn cake macaca
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
transparent new version church
  01/25/16
...
Zombie-like Site Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
...
hairraiser chest-beating theatre idea he suggested
  01/25/16
damn
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
...
Comical learning disabled garrison french chef
  01/25/16
...
Aromatic Station
  01/25/16
O LORD
Cocky point water buffalo
  01/25/16
jfc
multi-colored bat shit crazy trailer park patrolman
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
indigo laser beams
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
boyish giraffe incel
  01/25/16
...
Walnut razzle jap
  01/25/16
Lmao
umber theater
  01/25/16
...
apoplectic shaky feces rigpig
  01/25/16
...
excitant heaven windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Comical learning disabled garrison french chef
  01/26/16
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Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
umber theater
  02/15/16
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shivering karate
  07/08/17
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coral pit philosopher-king
  07/08/17
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Opaque Plaza Death Wish
  07/08/17
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umber theater
  10/27/17
...
bearded hall
  12/26/17
...
umber theater
  05/24/18
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umber theater
  03/16/20
...
Alcoholic henna casino love of her life
  02/18/22
...
hideous awkward hairy legs
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
flickering hyperactive national
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Appetizing Glassy Office
  01/25/16
ouch
histrionic codepig temple
  01/26/16
poison
Galvanic weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
Outnumbered provocative telephone
  01/26/16
180
Razzle-dazzle den
  01/26/16
...
avocado field
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
concupiscible puppy psychic
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
excitant heaven windowlicker
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Mentally Impaired Immigrant
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
RIP brother
nudist electric fortuitous meteor school cafeteria
  09/27/16
...
hideous awkward hairy legs
  12/26/17
...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  08/12/19
180
scarlet box office potus
  01/26/16
...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Ultramarine Buck-toothed Quadroon
  01/27/16
...
Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck
  01/27/16
...
umber theater
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Twinkling university elastic band
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Twinkling university elastic band
  02/02/16
...
mustard travel guidebook
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Marvelous Multi-billionaire Lay
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
splenetic theater stage
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
coiffed heady ceo
  02/24/16
18000000
fluffy electric furnace stag film
  03/04/16
165
Soggy Arousing Brunch
  03/04/16
...
peach big-titted trump supporter personal credit line
  05/19/16
chilling
Laughsome depressive
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Milky circlehead hissy fit
  12/17/16
Good lord.
mind-boggling slap-happy menage athletic conference
  01/03/17
oh my.
Medicated alcoholic business firm
  01/23/17
toxic
hairless flushed haunted graveyard shrine
  03/13/17
...
Ruby jewess
  03/15/17
...
topaz institution
  04/02/17
...
rambunctious mood sandwich
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
racy filthy party of the first part famous landscape painting
  07/08/17
...
dun talented school keepsake machete
  10/27/17
mother of god
coral pit philosopher-king
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
jet-lagged address main people
  10/27/17
JFC
startling chrome really tough guy
  10/27/17
...
Thriller elite sound barrier native
  12/26/17
...
Aqua anal dingle berry becky
  12/26/17
ouch
Ivory tripping cuckold chad
  02/20/18
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copper effete reading party fanboi
  02/20/18
...
Trip Swollen Piazza Marketing Idea
  01/16/19
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Cerebral fear-inspiring locale
  08/09/19
...
Iridescent Turdskin Locus
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Bespoke state
  07/28/25
...
fuchsia sadistic pistol faggot firefighter
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Internet-worthy friendly grandma
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
odious foreskin mother
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
hairraiser chest-beating theatre idea he suggested
  01/25/16
...
boyish giraffe incel
  01/25/16
...
cream slimy gas station old irish cottage
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
toxic
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
umber theater
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
umber theater
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Floppy indian lodge
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
jade useless crackhouse boltzmann
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
jade useless crackhouse boltzmann
  01/25/16
TY bro
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
...
boyish giraffe incel
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Rebellious community account
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Cyan wrinkle
  10/27/17
...
Carmine Fragrant Senate Sex Offender
  10/27/17
...
umber theater
  05/24/18
...
Medicated alcoholic business firm
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Big ruddy blood rage
  10/27/17
credited advice
Ivory tripping cuckold chad
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Translucent gaming laptop stage
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
i lol'd
embarrassed to the bone affirmative action parlour
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
jade useless crackhouse boltzmann
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
umber theater
  01/25/16
lol
bright unhinged coldplay fan
  06/01/17
...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Razzle-dazzle den
  01/26/16
...
hideous awkward hairy legs
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
indigo laser beams
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
indigo laser beams
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
indigo laser beams
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
indigo laser beams
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
indigo laser beams
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
umber theater
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
Lmao
aphrodisiac sexy police squad
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
umber theater
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
umber theater
  01/25/16
lmao true
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/25/16
...
avocado field
  01/26/16
...
hideous awkward hairy legs
  12/26/17
Haha
cracking step-uncle's house
  03/19/20
...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
...
bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Rebellious community account
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
metal corner mental disorder
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Irradiated Confused Pisswyrm Gunner
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
umber theater
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Big ruddy blood rage
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
nudist electric fortuitous meteor school cafeteria
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Pungent space
  06/03/19
oh no
Mentally Impaired Immigrant
  08/08/19
LOL
passionate hominid
  03/16/20
JFC
Medicated alcoholic business firm
  03/19/20
Update?
Alcoholic henna casino love of her life
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
maniacal alpha parlor
  01/25/16
...
light pozpig resort
  01/25/16
...
Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck
  05/19/16
...
Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
soul-stirring persian son of senegal
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
soul-stirring persian son of senegal
  01/26/16
Cr
bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine
  01/26/16
...
excitant heaven windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
excitant heaven windowlicker
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
soul-stirring persian son of senegal
  01/26/16
...
Internet-worthy friendly grandma
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Puce Crusty Yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Puce Crusty Yarmulke
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Magical Orchid Chapel Azn
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
shivering karate
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Diverse tanning salon roommate
  01/26/16
...
Comical learning disabled garrison french chef
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Razzle-dazzle den
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
avocado field
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Diverse tanning salon roommate
  01/26/16
Lmfao
umber theater
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Magical Orchid Chapel Azn
  01/26/16
...
buff glittery goal in life
  01/16/19
...
cracking step-uncle's house
  03/16/20
...
scarlet box office potus
  01/26/16
...
avocado field
  01/26/16
...
Comical learning disabled garrison french chef
  01/26/16
...
Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck
  03/28/16
...
Cerebral fear-inspiring locale
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
low-t forum
  01/26/16
...
umber theater
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Floppy indian lodge
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
scarlet box office potus
  01/26/16
...
lascivious brass black woman liquid oxygen
  10/24/16
...
avocado field
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
embarrassed to the bone affirmative action parlour
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Navy stock car factory reset button
  04/04/16
...
Ruby jewess
  03/15/17
*applause*
red frisky dragon
  10/27/17
...
Iridescent Turdskin Locus
  09/26/21
...
Big ruddy blood rage
  01/26/16
...
avocado field
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
soul-stirring persian son of senegal
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
avocado field
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
umber theater
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring persian son of senegal
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
soul-stirring persian son of senegal
  01/26/16
...
bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine
  01/26/16
...
jade useless crackhouse boltzmann
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Describe
soul-stirring persian son of senegal
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
soul-stirring persian son of senegal
  01/26/16
...
avocado field
  01/26/16
...
jade useless crackhouse boltzmann
  01/26/16
Please be flame
umber theater
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
dun talented school keepsake machete
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/26/16
Fuck
dun talented school keepsake machete
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
cq's!
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Medicated alcoholic business firm
  03/19/20
...
Ruby jewess
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Swashbuckling painfully honest antidepressant drug faggotry
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Floppy indian lodge
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Internet-worthy friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
umber theater
  01/26/16
...
Ivory tripping cuckold chad
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Floppy indian lodge
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
jade useless crackhouse boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Floppy indian lodge
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Diverse tanning salon roommate
  01/26/16
...
Comical learning disabled garrison french chef
  01/26/16
...
excitant heaven windowlicker
  01/23/17
...
Ruby jewess
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
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...
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lmao at the dog bit
Diverse tanning salon roommate
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
avocado field
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
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do u love it
avocado field
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
rough-skinned carnelian library nibblets
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Diverse tanning salon roommate
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
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...
umber theater
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Diverse tanning salon roommate
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ok fair im kinda slow today
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
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this guy gets it
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
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...
rusted organic girlfriend
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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dun talented school keepsake machete
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scarlet box office potus
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jade useless crackhouse boltzmann
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Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
Comical learning disabled garrison french chef
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JFC
Vibrant Meetinghouse Hunting Ground
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180
rose round eye dilemma
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...
Charcoal Stimulating Fat Ankles Candlestick Maker
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
dun talented school keepsake machete
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
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...
cobalt stubborn rehab masturbator
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...
cobalt stubborn rehab masturbator
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
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180 twist
umber theater
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...
avocado field
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THIS
embarrassed to the bone affirmative action parlour
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Spruce fighting spot lettuce
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
clear misunderstood location
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
clear misunderstood location
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Floppy indian lodge
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Smoky Dashing Nursing Home
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damn bruh you going HAM itt
Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market
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180. *GULPS*
hateful twinkling uncleanness set
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fucking damn
Appetizing Glassy Office
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...
hairraiser chest-beating theatre idea he suggested
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180
contagious center
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Goodbye, XO.
boyish giraffe incel
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
umber theater
  01/27/16
...
Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Twinkling university elastic band
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
sinister green kitchen
  05/19/16
repost please
boyish giraffe incel
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
sinister green kitchen
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
rusted organic girlfriend
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tyft brother
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...
light pozpig resort
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180.
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...
avocado field
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brave
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avocado field
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cr
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bonkers wonderful messiness principal's office
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beady-eyed cordovan lodge
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mods please delete
Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
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already preserved in the archives
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...
umber theater
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i really like it here
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...
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...
gold kitty cat double fault
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
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There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
umber theater
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... ...
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...
umber theater
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Lol
Motley Public Bath Tank
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Holy shit.
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umber theater
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...
beady-eyed cordovan lodge
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Ruby jewess
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...
Milky circlehead hissy fit
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"i made it," he thought.
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startled internal respiration
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bump for leolenin
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dun talented school keepsake machete
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...
Thriller elite sound barrier native
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
umber theater
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
deep headpube
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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light pozpig resort
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dun talented school keepsake machete
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...
umber theater
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
citrine
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The signs were, sadly, all there
umber theater
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...
180 geriatric home selfie
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...
dun talented school keepsake machete
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Not what I needed right now
umber theater
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...
Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
razzmatazz
  01/16/19
Jfc
umber theater
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
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I hate this thread so fucking much
Chartreuse erotic
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I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
clear misunderstood location
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Out-of-control stain
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Out-of-control stain
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Diverse tanning salon roommate
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Out-of-control stain
  01/17/19
...
dun talented school keepsake machete
  04/08/19
...
judgmental bistre queen of the night
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Thriller elite sound barrier native
  04/09/19
...
Out-of-control stain
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Out-of-control stain
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
umber theater
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
ocher toilet seat
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that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
umber theater
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...
Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
splenetic theater stage
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Out-of-control stain
  06/03/19
...
scarlet box office potus
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Out-of-control stain
  08/08/19
...
Out-of-control stain
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Emerald bipolar
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
garnet preventive strike knife
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Iridescent Turdskin Locus
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beady-eyed cordovan lodge
  01/05/23
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Alcoholic henna casino love of her life
  03/20/23
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umber theater
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dun talented school keepsake machete
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained Slate Church Building Trust Fund

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Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: umber theater

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Bearded Doctorate Cuckoldry

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Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Twinkling university elastic band

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: racy filthy party of the first part famous landscape painting

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: coral pit philosopher-king

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged address main people

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: startling chrome really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Thriller elite sound barrier native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Aqua anal dingle berry becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Ivory tripping cuckold chad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: copper effete reading party fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Bespoke state

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: fuchsia sadistic pistol faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy friendly grandma

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: odious foreskin mother

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: hairraiser chest-beating theatre idea he suggested

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: boyish giraffe incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: cream slimy gas station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: umber theater

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: umber theater

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: jade useless crackhouse boltzmann

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: jade useless crackhouse boltzmann

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: boyish giraffe incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Rebellious community account

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Cyan wrinkle

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Carmine Fragrant Senate Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Medicated alcoholic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Big ruddy blood rage

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Ivory tripping cuckold chad

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop stage

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone affirmative action parlour

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: jade useless crackhouse boltzmann

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: umber theater

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: bright unhinged coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: light pozpig resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle den

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: hideous awkward hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: indigo laser beams

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: indigo laser beams

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: indigo laser beams

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: indigo laser beams

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: indigo laser beams

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: umber theater

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: light pozpig resort

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sexy police squad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: umber theater

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: umber theater

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: hideous awkward hairy legs



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: cracking step-uncle's house

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: light pozpig resort



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Rebellious community account

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: metal corner mental disorder

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Confused Pisswyrm Gunner

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: umber theater

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Big ruddy blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: nudist electric fortuitous meteor school cafeteria

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Pungent space

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: passionate hominid

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Medicated alcoholic business firm

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic henna casino love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: maniacal alpha parlor

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: light pozpig resort



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: excitant heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: excitant heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Internet-worthy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Puce Crusty Yarmulke

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Puce Crusty Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Magical Orchid Chapel Azn

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: shivering karate

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Comical learning disabled garrison french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle den

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: avocado field

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: umber theater

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Magical Orchid Chapel Azn

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: buff glittery goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: cracking step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: scarlet box office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Comical learning disabled garrison french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: low-t forum

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: scarlet box office potus

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: lascivious brass black woman liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone affirmative action parlour

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Navy stock car factory reset button

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ruby jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: red frisky dragon

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Big ruddy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: avocado field

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: umber theater

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: bisexual turquoise idiot dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: jade useless crackhouse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: jade useless crackhouse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: umber theater

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Medicated alcoholic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ruby jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling painfully honest antidepressant drug faggotry

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy friendly grandma

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Ivory tripping cuckold chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: jade useless crackhouse boltzmann

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Comical learning disabled garrison french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: excitant heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Ruby jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: shivering karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring persian son of senegal

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: lascivious brass black woman liquid oxygen

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: crystalline spectacular area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: thirsty exciting boiling water

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: submissive khaki pervert scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: avocado field

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: avocado field

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: rough-skinned carnelian library nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: rusted organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: cobalt stubborn rehab masturbator

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Glassy Office

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: scarlet box office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: jade useless crackhouse boltzmann

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Comical learning disabled garrison french chef

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Meetinghouse Hunting Ground

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: rose round eye dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Charcoal Stimulating Fat Ankles Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cobalt stubborn rehab masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: cobalt stubborn rehab masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: umber theater

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone affirmative action parlour

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Spruce fighting spot lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: clear misunderstood location

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: clear misunderstood location

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Yellow mildly autistic prole ticket booth

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Nursing Home

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: hateful twinkling uncleanness set

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Glassy Office

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: hairraiser chest-beating theatre idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: contagious center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: boyish giraffe incel

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: umber theater

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Twinkling university elastic band

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: sinister green kitchen

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: boyish giraffe incel

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Chestnut Bawdyhouse

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: sinister green kitchen

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: rusted organic girlfriend

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone affirmative action parlour

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: light pozpig resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Spruce fighting spot lettuce



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Milky circlehead hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: charismatic stage

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: umber theater

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic henna casino love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Motley Public Bath Tank

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: boyish giraffe incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: topaz institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic henna casino love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: bonkers wonderful messiness principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Massive Cerise Mad-dog Skullcap Market

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: sinister green kitchen

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Milky circlehead hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: gold kitty cat double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: umber theater

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: adventurous maize hell skinny woman

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Big ruddy blood rage

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Motley Public Bath Tank

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: scarlet box office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Ruby jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Milky circlehead hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Volcanic Crater

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: startled internal respiration

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Medicated alcoholic business firm

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: grizzly underhanded



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Disrespectful pink sanctuary cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  sickened tattoo

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Medicated alcoholic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: amethyst generalized bond

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Thriller elite sound barrier native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: deep headpube

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: umber theater

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: deep headpube

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: gold kitty cat double fault

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: 

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: light pozpig resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: citrine

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: umber theater

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: 180 geriatric home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: umber theater

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: umber theater

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse erotic

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: clear misunderstood location

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Out-of-control stain

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Out-of-control stain

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Out-of-control stain

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: judgmental bistre queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Thriller elite sound barrier native

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Out-of-control stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Out-of-control stain

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: umber theater

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: ocher toilet seat

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: umber theater

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: splenetic theater stage

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Out-of-control stain

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: scarlet box office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control stain

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Out-of-control stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Emerald bipolar

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: garnet preventive strike knife

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Emerald bipolar

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Emerald bipolar



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  Gaping



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  voyeur



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: blue



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Locus



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Diverse tanning salon roommate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan lodge



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Alcoholic henna casino love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  primrose partner

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: impressive

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: umber theater



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: dun talented school keepsake machete



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic henna casino love of her life



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49548061)