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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Unhinged round eye
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Slippery flushed useless brakes
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Talented nofapping foreskin gas station
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Talented nofapping foreskin gas station
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
concupiscible menage
  04/08/25
that's rude
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
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avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
olive office private investor
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Maize twinkling uncleanness ladyboy
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/08/25
...
avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete
  04/08/25
...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete
  04/09/25
...
avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Titillating School Cafeteria
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Hyperventilating box office wrinkle
  04/09/25
Ty
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/09/25
...
Charismatic flirting hall community account
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
awkward corner international law enforcement agency
  04/09/25
...
Turquoise crackhouse
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
sienna orchestra pit
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Turquoise crackhouse
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Turquoise crackhouse
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Excitant Rusted Range
  05/02/25
...
Turquoise crackhouse
  05/12/25
...
Turquoise crackhouse
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Turquoise crackhouse
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Hyperventilating box office wrinkle
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Turquoise crackhouse
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Talented nofapping foreskin gas station
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Turquoise crackhouse
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Talented nofapping foreskin gas station
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
deranged background story
  06/03/25
...
Turquoise crackhouse
  06/26/25
OP?
Turquoise crackhouse
  06/27/25
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Turquoise crackhouse
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Unhinged round eye

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Slippery flushed useless brakes

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Talented nofapping foreskin gas station

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Talented nofapping foreskin gas station

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: concupiscible menage

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: olive office private investor

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Piazza Pocket Flask

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Maize twinkling uncleanness ladyboy

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: avocado slimy sex offender keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Titillating School Cafeteria

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating box office wrinkle

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Charismatic flirting hall community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: awkward corner international law enforcement agency

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Excitant Rusted Range

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating box office wrinkle

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Talented nofapping foreskin gas station

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Talented nofapping foreskin gas station

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: deranged background story

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49145215)