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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
fantasy-prone yapping parlour
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
pearl temple place of business
  04/05/26
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unhinged marketing idea
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
fantasy-prone yapping parlour
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
fantasy-prone yapping parlour
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
pearl temple place of business
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
buck-toothed puppy
  04/05/26
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Slate multi-colored weed whacker location
  04/05/26
Lol
lake university
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Talking bisexual site double fault
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
fantasy-prone yapping parlour
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Talking bisexual site double fault
  04/05/26
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pearl temple place of business
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Insane ocher plaza death wish
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
unhinged marketing idea
  04/05/26
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underhanded chestnut personal credit line
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Sinister sapphire scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Glittery sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
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electric church volcanic crater
  04/05/26
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Bespoke Filthpig Old Irish Cottage
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
crimson station rigpig
  04/05/26
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boyish organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
fantasy-prone yapping parlour
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
crimson station rigpig
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
passionate property
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
bonkers sadistic ticket booth
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Cracking erotic indian lodge yarmulke
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
startling trailer park laser beams
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Wonderful Flirting Hairy Legs Office
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
big-titted giraffe
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
bonkers sadistic ticket booth
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
startling trailer park laser beams
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
big-titted giraffe
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
electric church volcanic crater
  04/05/26
...
pearl temple place of business
  04/05/26
...
free-loading haunted graveyard lay
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
passionate property
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
big-titted giraffe
  04/05/26
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Slate multi-colored weed whacker location
  04/05/26
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Slate multi-colored weed whacker location
  04/05/26
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wine sandwich
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
wine sandwich
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Mildly autistic native candlestick maker
  04/05/26
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pearl temple place of business
  04/05/26
...
buck-toothed puppy
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
turquoise kitchen background story
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
fantasy-prone yapping parlour
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
passionate property
  04/05/26
...
big-titted giraffe
  04/05/26
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impressive carmine gaming laptop
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Mauve forum french chef
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
buck-toothed puppy
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: fantasy-prone yapping parlour

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: pearl temple place of business

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: unhinged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fantasy-prone yapping parlour

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: fantasy-prone yapping parlour

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: pearl temple place of business

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: buck-toothed puppy

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Slate multi-colored weed whacker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: lake university

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Talking bisexual site double fault

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: fantasy-prone yapping parlour

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Talking bisexual site double fault

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: pearl temple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Insane ocher plaza death wish

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: unhinged marketing idea

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: underhanded chestnut personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Sinister sapphire scourge upon the earth

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Glittery sweet tailpipe

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: electric church volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Bespoke Filthpig Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: crimson station rigpig

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: boyish organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone yapping parlour

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: crimson station rigpig

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: passionate property

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: bonkers sadistic ticket booth

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Cracking erotic indian lodge yarmulke

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: startling trailer park laser beams

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Flirting Hairy Legs Office

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: big-titted giraffe

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: bonkers sadistic ticket booth

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: startling trailer park laser beams

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: big-titted giraffe

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: electric church volcanic crater

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: pearl temple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: free-loading haunted graveyard lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: passionate property

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: big-titted giraffe

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Slate multi-colored weed whacker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Slate multi-colored weed whacker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: wine sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: wine sandwich

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic native candlestick maker

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: pearl temple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: buck-toothed puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: turquoise kitchen background story

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone yapping parlour

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: passionate property

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: big-titted giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: impressive carmine gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Mauve forum french chef

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed puppy

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49812165)