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I need to lose some weight and get into shape. I’m serious this time.
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015031) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: vigorous pistol What that thing needs is some SAUSAGE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016406) |
Date: June 14th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Dun talking ratface striped hyena you can't even fit into a link without breaking it
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt Yes, Imgur has a scrub that breaks links on photos if I show any part of my nipple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015060) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Domesticated Really Tough Guy Imgur has a stink if the nipple is pink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015220) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Startled piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015070) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015042) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt New link: https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6 |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Dun talking ratface striped hyena i'd start by buying larger pants
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt This is the largest size pants sold at Costco's, brother. If I get any bigger I'll be regulated to shopping exclusively at Casual Male XL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015340) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Pale Arousing Quadroon Sanctuary The gut split split like that below the navel is a wonder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015067) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Startled piazza You should just go to Tijuana and get massive lipo plus a tummy tuck. They can pull like 40 pounds out of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015076) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt I need a holistic diet, exercise, stress management, and financial planning plan. If I could just only have healthy food, get some moderate exercise, manage my stress, and sufficiently manage my cash flow and savings/investments so I wasn't such a poor mo, I think maybe, just maybe, I could maek it and get healthy and get back to a normal body weight. |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: yellow space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015179) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: Angry french chef Ideal body shape and thinner than most Americans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015192) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Offensive Crawly Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015339) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: swashbuckling kitty private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015373) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Dull library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016137) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: Domesticated Really Tough Guy I've been seeing clips for this show 1000lb sisters where one sister is so fat she has a fat roll on her forehead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015198) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Pungent Antidepressant Drug Station pic doesn't really live up to the hype, tbh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015207) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: bateful whorehouse This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015210) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Domesticated Really Tough Guy Yeah this is disappointing af. This is peak Texas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015214) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: bateful whorehouse He looks like me and I'm 6'3" 190 lbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015232) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Beta school cafeteria codepig Same I’ve been compulsively eating more than ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015215) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt Dude I have been so stressed this year. First time in a long time. It’s taking a toll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015242) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Beta school cafeteria codepig What are we gonna do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015281) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt I'm at the engine telegraph putting it on full speed ahead, sea speed, brother. Damn the torpedos. |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Chestnut appetizing spot incel you can buy tirzepatide cheap online from china (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015399) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: Insecure crimson yarmulke range For the next 3 weeks, do each of these every day with 100% consistency:
Walk for at least 1 hour, rain or shine
Drink nothing but water, black coffee, and plain tea
Do not eat anything after dinner/ after 8 pm
If you follow those benchmarks every day for the next 3 weeks, you'll be in the habit of meeting them, and it'll be easy to keep going. The weight will fall off. |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Startled piazza This doesn't really work for fatties. They'll eat 4,000 calories before 8 PM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015485) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt Okay, brother, I’m doing it. Just got back inside from half mowing my lawn (the sun and the heat were too much, also it’s been raining all week and the grass was pretty wet so the lawnmower batts ran out a little earlier than usual. One of the batts won’t even hold a charge anymore. It lasted what, 3 years maybe? I feel like it was a rip off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015534) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Startled piazza lol. If you're trying to work out, maybe don't use a lawnmower that runs on fucking batteries, just do a push mower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015606) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt A push mower in wet grass isn’t very effective in the middle of the Jersey June, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015622) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:29 PM Author: Startled piazza The point isn't to be effective it's to get a workout. If it takes forever, that's a good thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015660) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt So your advice is for me to just go outside and exercise in the heat for as long as possible, maybe suffer heat stroke, maybe have a heart attack, but just work harder for no reason other than you might get hurt and that’s be funny, haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015712) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: Startled piazza Holy fuck, no the advice is to get some exercise you fat fuck. We're not even 24 hours in and already you're making excuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016289) |
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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: Pearl fat ankles to be clear, that's my advice, secondary to putting a 12 gauge in your mouth and pulling the trigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49017072) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Soul-stirring duck-like psychic You can't even stop making excuses for not taking the magical wonder drug that controls impulse to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015486) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: Pearl fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015624) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother. I find it strange that people born on third base or at home plate always love to ridicule the kids that weren’t even born in the ballpark on “making excuses” or “not trying hard enough.” I know that I wasn’t born in here, but do you have any idea what it took to get in here? |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Soul-stirring duck-like psychic So why aren't you taking one of the hilariously effective fatmeds with relatively few (especially given the success profile) side effects? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015723) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Pearl fat ankles "I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother"
and then immediately follows with an implicit excuse and completely ignores the substance of the poast
you've gotta be flame at this point, hard to fathom this combination of pathos + stupidity
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Date: June 14th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt Do you know what it took to get in here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015815) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Angry french chef Years of sloth and gluttony (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016073) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: bateful whorehouse Get in where. I've lost track of the metaphor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016074) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring duck-like psychic He's trying to freshen up the schtick and running out of ideas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016090) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Pearl fat ankles 20 years of shoveling garbage down your throat at such an extreme rate that most people would be physically incapable of matching it
such extreme sloth and gluttony that most superlatives are inadequate -- and an extraordinary capacity for pathos, self-pity, and self-indulgence besides |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:33 PM Author: Angry french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016278) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Translucent university I'm an ozempic truther, 90% sure tell put a hole in your heart long term. But for you it's almost certainly worth the risk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015718) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Multi-colored fighting trailer park gaming laptop 4-6 hour eating window and make sure you're getting 200g protein. Very hard to overeat with that much protein. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49015952) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Aqua Chapel 100 pushups 100 situps 100 squats 10 km
EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:07 PM Author: bistre bipolar center headpube have you ever fasted? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016098) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:08 PM Author: Aqua Chapel Many people are wondering this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016100) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: Cracking internal respiration why are you such a fat fuckin bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016101) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: odious underhanded gas station 90% of what you need to do is manage what you eat. You already know this, and yet you avoid the magical pill that will get you that 90% to be able to lose weight.
Absolutely pathetic. Stop blaming everything/everyone else. Whatever genetic disposition you have to overeat (since that's what you always seem to blame this on) can be overcome and yet you refuse to literally do this one weird trick to make it happen. |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: Dull library great content thx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016141) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: khaki multi-billionaire This doesn’t even look nearly as bad as I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016290) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt I’m 365-370 pounds. Right at that threshold where the scale stops working properly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016306) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Soul-stirring duck-like psychic Post a scale pic with "xoxohth" written on paper b4 we engage u further (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016307) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:54 PM Author: Slate faggotry Hire a local trainer if you really can't do it yourself. He will be expensive. "Training" is probably only 30% "working out." Diet, rest, and ergogenics will be the bulk.
The biggest issue is that your entire perception of eating is wrong. You'll go nowhere until you get that properly calibrated. This is where a trainer can help. |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: sienna thriller telephone brunch That belly button has its own congressman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016457) |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: magical medicated principal's office national security agency You have GOT to be a diabetic if not pre-diabetic.
You should've DEMANDED your doctor put you on WeGovy 20 lbs ago.
You are eating yourself to an early grave. |
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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: Aqua Chapel Early, late, or on time are all perspective and semantics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016628) |
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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Slippery Keepsake Machete Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49016988) |
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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:18 AM Author: yellow space GLP-1 is here for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49017009) |
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Date: June 16th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: yellow space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2)#49021021) |