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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Talented church building
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Big Spruce Market Antidepressant Drug
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
carnelian death wish regret
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Buff up-to-no-good organic girlfriend
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Bearded underhanded faggotry
  03/26/19
...
Talented church building
  03/26/19
...
low-t chad sanctuary
  03/26/19
...
carnelian death wish regret
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
aquamarine office
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
carnelian death wish regret
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Big Spruce Market Antidepressant Drug
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Bearded underhanded faggotry
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
carnelian death wish regret
  03/26/19
180
Orange motley home
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
carnelian death wish regret
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
swashbuckling lilac garrison
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
mind-boggling police squad
  08/06/19
...
Buff up-to-no-good organic girlfriend
  03/26/19
...
ungodly school alpha
  03/26/19
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Irradiated Stubborn Volcanic Crater
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Exhilarant place of business
  03/26/19
...
Bearded underhanded faggotry
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
carnelian death wish regret
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Appetizing Aqua Mediation
  03/26/19
...
Exhilarant place of business
  03/26/19
...
Marvelous tan field legend
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
insecure translucent azn pit
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
swashbuckling lilac garrison
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
internet-worthy preventive strike
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
Appetizing Aqua Mediation
  03/26/19
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internet-worthy preventive strike
  03/26/19
...
Appetizing Aqua Mediation
  06/18/19
...
Appetizing Aqua Mediation
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
swashbuckling lilac garrison
  03/26/19
cr
internet-worthy preventive strike
  03/26/19
Zoho
ultramarine tantric knife
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Citrine bearded senate water buffalo
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Chrome immigrant
  03/26/19
...
Sticky Henna Forum Rigpig
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Marvelous tan field legend
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Rusted useless brakes hairy legs
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Turquoise Stirring House
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Violent indian lodge
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Rusted useless brakes hairy legs
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Exhilarant place of business
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
mind-boggling police squad
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Sienna love of her life
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Lime orchestra pit
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
concupiscible frisky stage
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
emerald generalized bond
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Sienna love of her life
  08/07/19
...
Lime orchestra pit
  11/09/19
...
Talented church building
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Vibrant stead
  06/26/25
forces sales
diverse kitchen wagecucks
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Talented church building

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Big Spruce Market Antidepressant Drug

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: carnelian death wish regret

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Buff up-to-no-good organic girlfriend

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Bearded underhanded faggotry

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Talented church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: low-t chad sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: carnelian death wish regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: aquamarine office

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: carnelian death wish regret

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Big Spruce Market Antidepressant Drug

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Bearded underhanded faggotry

O F S

F

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: carnelian death wish regret

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Orange motley home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: carnelian death wish regret

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac garrison

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling police squad

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Buff up-to-no-good organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: ungodly school alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Irradiated Stubborn Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant place of business

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Bearded underhanded faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: carnelian death wish regret

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Aqua Mediation

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Marvelous tan field legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: insecure translucent azn pit

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac garrison

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy preventive strike

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Appetizing Aqua Mediation

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: internet-worthy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Aqua Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Aqua Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac garrison

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy preventive strike

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: ultramarine tantric knife

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Citrine bearded senate water buffalo

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Chrome immigrant

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Sticky Henna Forum Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Marvelous tan field legend

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Rusted useless brakes hairy legs

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Turquoise Stirring House

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Violent indian lodge

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Rusted useless brakes hairy legs

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant place of business

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling police squad

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Sienna love of her life

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Lime orchestra pit

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: concupiscible frisky stage

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: emerald generalized bond

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Sienna love of her life

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Lime orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Talented church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Vibrant stead

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: diverse kitchen wagecucks

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#49051946)