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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Multi-colored Turquoise Rigor Parlour | 01/03/23 |
| garnet legend | 01/03/23 |
| Multi-colored Turquoise Rigor Parlour | 01/03/23 |
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| Sickened Floppy Space | 04/30/24 |
| milky concupiscible box office | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| Yapping ticket booth | 01/03/23 |
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| Yapping ticket booth | 04/23/24 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Multi-colored Turquoise Rigor Parlour One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: garnet legend https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Multi-colored Turquoise Rigor Parlour Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: angry set corn cake 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Multi-colored Turquoise Rigor Parlour Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: boyish vengeful station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Gay forum liquid oxygen alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Passionate library partner anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: garnet legend everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Passionate library partner so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: garnet legend (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Passionate library partner It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: garnet legend more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Kink-friendly infuriating cuck heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: garnet legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: transparent trump supporter church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: boyish vengeful station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Gay forum liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Sickened Floppy Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: milky concupiscible box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Yapping ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: razzle up-to-no-good hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: garnet legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: garnet legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: silver sanctuary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Appetizing Pozpig SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Soul-stirring puce kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: irradiated mildly autistic prole headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: self-absorbed field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Spectacular Business Firm The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: hyperventilating disrespectful dysfunction base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Yapping ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Yapping ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Yapping ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Yapping ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Yapping ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: hyperactive address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Yapping ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: razzle up-to-no-good hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Yapping ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Stubborn impressive institution Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Yapping ticket booth QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: tan boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Awkward bistre orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Soul-stirring puce kitchen (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: mind-boggling step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: mind-boggling step-uncle's house The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Gay forum liquid oxygen it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Awkward bistre orchestra pit when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Gay forum liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Soul-stirring puce kitchen (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#49213065) |