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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Flickering Appetizing Associate
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
beta beady-eyed dopamine
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Geriatric shrine stock car
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Smoky Stage Quadroon
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Flickering Appetizing Associate
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Smoky Stage Quadroon
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Smoky Stage Quadroon
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Smoky Stage Quadroon
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Flickering Appetizing Associate
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Smoky Stage Quadroon
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
electric deep gas station ceo
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Gold excitant lodge
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
electric deep gas station ceo
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Gold excitant lodge
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
internet-worthy racy becky bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
that's rude
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
...
Flickering Appetizing Associate
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Rose thriller filthpig office
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Smoky Stage Quadroon
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
wine rambunctious crotch
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Gold excitant lodge
  04/08/25
...
Flickering Appetizing Associate
  04/08/25
...
Gold excitant lodge
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Flickering Appetizing Associate
  04/09/25
...
Flickering Appetizing Associate
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Irradiated milk field
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Poppy address tattoo
  04/09/25
Ty
Gold excitant lodge
  04/09/25
...
embarrassed to the bone lavender turdskin trust fund
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Passionate bbw
  04/09/25
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Gold excitant lodge
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Wonderful idiotic fortuitous meteor fanboi
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Gold excitant lodge
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Gold excitant lodge
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Orange genital piercing nursing home
  05/02/25
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Gold excitant lodge
  05/12/25
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Gold excitant lodge
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Gold excitant lodge
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Poppy address tattoo
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Gold excitant lodge
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
electric deep gas station ceo
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Gold excitant lodge
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
electric deep gas station ceo
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
glittery hot kitchen
  06/03/25
...
Gold excitant lodge
  06/26/25
OP?
Gold excitant lodge
  06/27/25
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Gold excitant lodge
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Associate

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: beta beady-eyed dopamine

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Geriatric shrine stock car

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Smoky Stage Quadroon

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Associate

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Smoky Stage Quadroon

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Smoky Stage Quadroon

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Smoky Stage Quadroon

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Associate

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Smoky Stage Quadroon

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: electric deep gas station ceo

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: electric deep gas station ceo

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy racy becky bawdyhouse

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Rose thriller filthpig office

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Smoky Stage Quadroon

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: wine rambunctious crotch

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Associate

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Irradiated milk field

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Poppy address tattoo

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lavender turdskin trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Passionate bbw

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Wonderful idiotic fortuitous meteor fanboi

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Orange genital piercing nursing home

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Gold excitant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Poppy address tattoo

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: electric deep gas station ceo

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: electric deep gas station ceo

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: glittery hot kitchen

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Gold excitant lodge



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Gold excitant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49145215)