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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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yellow stead
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
abnormal windowlicker preventive strike
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
unhinged boltzmann
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
light fear-inspiring meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
jade insanely creepy garrison toaster
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Splenetic apoplectic tattoo people who are hurt
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
adventurous box office dingle berry
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Odious Hideous Reading Party
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
well-lubricated pale gay wizard
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
yellow stead
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
shivering crystalline forum nowag
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
umber mildly autistic native
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
vivacious pistol legend
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
yellow stead
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Arousing Federal Space
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
hot multi-billionaire police squad
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
mind-boggling tanning salon
  06/30/25
cr
yellow stead
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
shivering crystalline forum nowag
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
at-the-ready macaca philosopher-king
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Arousing Federal Space
  06/30/25
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nighttime flirting office pisswyrm
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
vivacious pistol legend
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
mind-boggling tanning salon
  06/30/25
...
Aromatic gaped university
  07/01/25
*bussy
impertinent party of the first part
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
adventurous box office dingle berry
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Walnut Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
irradiated pea-brained church
  06/30/25
fuck
vivacious pistol legend
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Walnut Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
abnormal windowlicker preventive strike
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
vivacious pistol legend
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
at-the-ready macaca philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
yellow stead
  06/30/25
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Trip khaki digit ratio
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
sadistic iridescent masturbator
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Rebellious Fluffy Base
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bright metal knife
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
yellow stead
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Rebellious Fluffy Base
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
nighttime flirting office pisswyrm
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Rebellious Fluffy Base
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
underhanded boistinker hell
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
yellow stead
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Bisexual Volcanic Crater
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Vigorous chocolate scourge upon the earth shrine
  06/30/25
tcr
nighttime flirting office pisswyrm
  07/01/25
just jump
Puce Quadroon
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
yellow stead
  06/30/25
...
passionate frisky round eye regret
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Free-loading Nubile Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
wow
yellow stead
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Poppy Talented Blood Rage
  06/30/25
JFC man
yellow stead
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
well-lubricated pale gay wizard
  06/30/25
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Puce Quadroon
  06/30/25
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vivacious pistol legend
  06/30/25
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Arousing Federal Space
  06/30/25
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sinister incel market
  06/30/25
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wonderful dopamine piazza
  06/30/25
...
Bisexual Volcanic Crater
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Vigorous chocolate scourge upon the earth shrine
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
sadistic iridescent masturbator
  06/30/25
...
twinkling skinny woman
  07/01/25
...
Aromatic gaped university
  07/01/25
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Fishy House Chad
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
dashing lodge
  07/01/25
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Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
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light fear-inspiring meetinghouse
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Splenetic apoplectic tattoo people who are hurt
  06/30/25
bro
yellow stead
  06/30/25
...
Vigorous chocolate scourge upon the earth shrine
  06/30/25
lol
nighttime flirting office pisswyrm
  07/01/25
...
Flushed mentally impaired jewess
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
bossy slimy rehab
  06/30/25
jfc
yellow stead
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
shivering crystalline forum nowag
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
sinister incel market
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
wonderful dopamine piazza
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
nighttime flirting office pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
bossy slimy rehab
  07/01/25
...
Bright metal knife
  07/01/25
...
wonderful dopamine piazza
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
hyperactive feces jap
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
at-the-ready macaca philosopher-king
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
yellow stead
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
vivacious pistol legend
  06/30/25
...
yellow stead
  07/01/25
...
stirring pozpig
  07/01/25
lol
nighttime flirting office pisswyrm
  07/01/25
...
Puce Quadroon
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Swashbuckling Internal Respiration Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
violent dun fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Frozen keepsake machete crackhouse
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
alcoholic indian lodge rigpig
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
pungent senate
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
stirring pozpig
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Exciting Plaza Background Story
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
yellow stead
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
nighttime flirting office pisswyrm
  07/01/25
...
yellow stead
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Aromatic gaped university
  07/01/25
😟
alcoholic cruel-hearted mental disorder
  07/01/25
...
laughsome generalized bond parlor
  07/01/25
holy shit
yellow stead
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
stirring pozpig
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Awkward partner
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
adventurous box office dingle berry
  07/01/25
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yellow stead
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Free-loading Nubile Mad Cow Disease
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
adventurous box office dingle berry
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
yellow stead
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Contagious French Whorehouse
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Aromatic gaped university
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Learning disabled fanboi
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
yellow stead
  07/06/25
...
Free-loading Nubile Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
provocative wrinkle kitchen
  07/06/25
...
wonderful dopamine piazza
  07/06/25
lol
nighttime flirting office pisswyrm
  07/07/25
wow
yellow stead
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: abnormal windowlicker preventive strike

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: unhinged boltzmann

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: light fear-inspiring meetinghouse

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: jade insanely creepy garrison toaster

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Splenetic apoplectic tattoo people who are hurt

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: adventurous box office dingle berry

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Odious Hideous Reading Party

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated pale gay wizard

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: yellow stead

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: shivering crystalline forum nowag

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: umber mildly autistic native

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious pistol legend

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: yellow stead

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Arousing Federal Space

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: hot multi-billionaire police squad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: yellow stead

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: shivering crystalline forum nowag

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready macaca philosopher-king

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Arousing Federal Space

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: nighttime flirting office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: vivacious pistol legend

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic gaped university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: impertinent party of the first part

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous box office dingle berry

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Walnut Electric Furnace

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: irradiated pea-brained church

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vivacious pistol legend

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Walnut Electric Furnace

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: abnormal windowlicker preventive strike

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vivacious pistol legend

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready macaca philosopher-king

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: yellow stead

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Trip khaki digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: sadistic iridescent masturbator

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Rebellious Fluffy Base

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bright metal knife

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: yellow stead

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Rebellious Fluffy Base

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: nighttime flirting office pisswyrm

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Rebellious Fluffy Base

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: underhanded boistinker hell

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: yellow stead

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Bisexual Volcanic Crater

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Vigorous chocolate scourge upon the earth shrine

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: nighttime flirting office pisswyrm

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Puce Quadroon

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: yellow stead

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: passionate frisky round eye regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Free-loading Nubile Mad Cow Disease

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: yellow stead

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Poppy Talented Blood Rage

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: yellow stead

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated pale gay wizard

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Puce Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: vivacious pistol legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Arousing Federal Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sinister incel market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Bisexual Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Vigorous chocolate scourge upon the earth shrine

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: sadistic iridescent masturbator

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: twinkling skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic gaped university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Fishy House Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dashing lodge

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: light fear-inspiring meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Splenetic apoplectic tattoo people who are hurt

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: yellow stead

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Vigorous chocolate scourge upon the earth shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: nighttime flirting office pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Flushed mentally impaired jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bossy slimy rehab

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: yellow stead

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: shivering crystalline forum nowag

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sinister incel market

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine piazza

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: nighttime flirting office pisswyrm

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: bossy slimy rehab

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bright metal knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hyperactive feces jap

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready macaca philosopher-king

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: yellow stead

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: vivacious pistol legend

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: stirring pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: nighttime flirting office pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Puce Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Internal Respiration Old Irish Cottage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: violent dun fortuitous meteor

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Frozen keepsake machete crackhouse

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: alcoholic indian lodge rigpig

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: pungent senate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: stirring pozpig

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Exciting Plaza Background Story

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: yellow stead

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: nighttime flirting office pisswyrm

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Aromatic gaped university

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: alcoholic cruel-hearted mental disorder

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: laughsome generalized bond parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: yellow stead

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: stirring pozpig

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Awkward partner

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: adventurous box office dingle berry

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Azure Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Free-loading Nubile Mad Cow Disease

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: adventurous box office dingle berry

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: yellow stead

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Contagious French Whorehouse

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Aromatic gaped university

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled fanboi

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: yellow stead

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Free-loading Nubile Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: provocative wrinkle kitchen

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: nighttime flirting office pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: yellow stead

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)