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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Mind-boggling tanning salon
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Twisted puce trailer park people who are hurt
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
excitant godawful meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Mauve vigorous lettuce senate
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Clear contagious forum
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Chest-beating market
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Disrespectful new version whorehouse
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
house-broken party of the first part
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Well-lubricated voyeur
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Electric crystalline immigrant
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Hairraiser turquoise resort persian
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Deranged clown
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
misanthropic patrolman keepsake machete
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Brilliant field
  06/30/25
cr
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Well-lubricated voyeur
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
curious sienna library
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Deranged clown
  06/30/25
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Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Hairraiser turquoise resort persian
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Brilliant field
  06/30/25
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Cerebral ultramarine nowag juggernaut
  07/01/25
*bussy
Chrome swashbuckling mediation
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Chest-beating market
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
geriatric institution mental disorder
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
ruddy corn cake
  06/30/25
fuck
Hairraiser turquoise resort persian
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
geriatric institution mental disorder
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Mind-boggling tanning salon
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Hairraiser turquoise resort persian
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
curious sienna library
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
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marvelous bistre principal's office
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Milky box office fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
vivacious gas station legal warrant
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
copper swollen home
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
vivacious gas station legal warrant
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
vivacious gas station legal warrant
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Violet hideous cuck
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
cruel-hearted stimulating lodge
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Soul-stirring prole
  06/30/25
tcr
Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  07/01/25
just jump
walnut razzle-dazzle hunting ground
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
...
pearl aphrodisiac site
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
honey-headed plaza digit ratio
  06/30/25
wow
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
flickering ceo
  06/30/25
JFC man
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
house-broken party of the first part
  06/30/25
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walnut razzle-dazzle hunting ground
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser turquoise resort persian
  06/30/25
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Deranged clown
  06/30/25
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Filthy beta pisswyrm center
  06/30/25
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beady-eyed ivory philosopher-king
  06/30/25
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cruel-hearted stimulating lodge
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Soul-stirring prole
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Milky box office fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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Bossy base fanboi
  07/01/25
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Cerebral ultramarine nowag juggernaut
  07/01/25
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disgusting burgundy hissy fit house
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Adventurous genital piercing range
  07/01/25
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Territorial underhanded theatre
  07/01/25
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excitant godawful meetinghouse
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Clear contagious forum
  06/30/25
bro
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
...
Soul-stirring prole
  06/30/25
lol
Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
tantric gold striped hyena property
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
costumed silver address
  06/30/25
jfc
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Well-lubricated voyeur
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Filthy beta pisswyrm center
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
beady-eyed ivory philosopher-king
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
costumed silver address
  07/01/25
...
copper swollen home
  07/01/25
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beady-eyed ivory philosopher-king
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Territorial underhanded theatre
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
soggy maroon stage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
curious sienna library
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
nofapping locale black woman
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Hairraiser turquoise resort persian
  06/30/25
...
nofapping locale black woman
  07/01/25
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Iridescent Roast Beef Menage
  07/01/25
lol
Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
walnut razzle-dazzle hunting ground
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
useless kitchen
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Diverse claret background story brethren
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Jade stirring boistinker
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Comical Crusty Space Place Of Business
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Effete Shrine
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Iridescent Roast Beef Menage
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
canary dashing kitty cat nibblets
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
nofapping locale black woman
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
nofapping locale black woman
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Cerebral ultramarine nowag juggernaut
  07/01/25
😟
Violent goal in life
  07/01/25
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cyan wonderful stage
  07/01/25
holy shit
nofapping locale black woman
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Iridescent Roast Beef Menage
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
rough-skinned pistol
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Territorial underhanded theatre
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Chest-beating market
  07/01/25
...
nofapping locale black woman
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Territorial underhanded theatre
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Territorial underhanded theatre
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
honey-headed plaza digit ratio
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Chest-beating market
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
nofapping locale black woman
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
mentally impaired coldplay fan
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Cerebral ultramarine nowag juggernaut
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Federal 180 office generalized bond
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
nofapping locale black woman
  07/06/25
...
honey-headed plaza digit ratio
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
fiercely-loyal irradiated heaven
  07/06/25
...
beady-eyed ivory philosopher-king
  07/06/25
lol
Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  07/07/25
wow
nofapping locale black woman
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Twisted puce trailer park people who are hurt

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: excitant godawful meetinghouse

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Mauve vigorous lettuce senate

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Clear contagious forum

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating market

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful new version whorehouse

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: house-broken party of the first part

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated voyeur

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Electric crystalline immigrant

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise resort persian

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Deranged clown

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: misanthropic patrolman keepsake machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Brilliant field

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated voyeur

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: curious sienna library

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Deranged clown

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise resort persian

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Brilliant field

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cerebral ultramarine nowag juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling mediation

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating market

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: geriatric institution mental disorder

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: ruddy corn cake

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise resort persian

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: geriatric institution mental disorder

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise resort persian

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: curious sienna library

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: marvelous bistre principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Milky box office fortuitous meteor

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: vivacious gas station legal warrant

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: copper swollen home

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: vivacious gas station legal warrant

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: vivacious gas station legal warrant

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Violet hideous cuck

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating lodge

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring prole

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle hunting ground

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: pearl aphrodisiac site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: honey-headed plaza digit ratio

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: flickering ceo

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: house-broken party of the first part

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise resort persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Deranged clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Filthy beta pisswyrm center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed ivory philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring prole

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Milky box office fortuitous meteor

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bossy base fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cerebral ultramarine nowag juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: disgusting burgundy hissy fit house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Adventurous genital piercing range

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Territorial underhanded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: excitant godawful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Clear contagious forum

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: tantric gold striped hyena property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: costumed silver address

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated voyeur

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Filthy beta pisswyrm center

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed ivory philosopher-king

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: costumed silver address

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: copper swollen home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed ivory philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Territorial underhanded theatre

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: soggy maroon stage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: curious sienna library

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise resort persian

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: nofapping locale black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Roast Beef Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: useless kitchen

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Diverse claret background story brethren

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Jade stirring boistinker

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Comical Crusty Space Place Of Business

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Effete Shrine

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Iridescent Roast Beef Menage

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: canary dashing kitty cat nibblets

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: nofapping locale black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Cerebral ultramarine nowag juggernaut

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violent goal in life

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cyan wonderful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Iridescent Roast Beef Menage

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned pistol

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Territorial underhanded theatre

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating market

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: nofapping locale black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Territorial underhanded theatre

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Territorial underhanded theatre

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: honey-headed plaza digit ratio

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Chest-beating market

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cerebral ultramarine nowag juggernaut

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Federal 180 office generalized bond

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: honey-headed plaza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal irradiated heaven

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed ivory philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: nofapping locale black woman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)