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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Exciting Plaza Preventive Strike

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chestnut fat ankles spot



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: marvelous violent giraffe box office



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: pearly queen of the night brethren



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: drab lascivious boiling water



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy learning disabled goal in life market

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: magical library boltzmann



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: effete curious chad

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: misunderstood laser beams



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: lake dingle berry property

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: multi-colored salmon electric furnace step-uncle's house

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Henna At-the-ready Windowlicker

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Cerise up-to-no-good karate incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: garnet concupiscible juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: misunderstood laser beams

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Bateful Jade Principal's Office



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: iridescent codepig halford



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: lavender theatre filthpig

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Exciting Plaza Preventive Strike

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: marvelous violent giraffe box office

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Exciting Plaza Preventive Strike

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: marvelous violent giraffe box office

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: misunderstood laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Bateful Jade Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Henna At-the-ready Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Arousing burgundy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Citrine reading party



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: wonderful psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#49354865)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Citrine reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Brindle lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: lake dingle berry property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Bateful Jade Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: effete curious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Big rough-skinned prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Dull lettuce native



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Orchid odious partner hunting ground

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: disrespectful station

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: snowy national kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Fighting bistre hairy legs

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: hairless orange candlestick maker



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: talented ultramarine patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: effete curious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Cerise up-to-no-good karate incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: heady chocolate liquid oxygen

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Bateful Jade Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Citrine reading party



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Exciting Plaza Preventive Strike



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Arousing burgundy location



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent milk church



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent milk church



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Henna At-the-ready Windowlicker

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Dull lettuce native



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Citrine reading party



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: cream galvanic mad cow disease



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent milk church



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Cerise up-to-no-good karate incel



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: cream galvanic mad cow disease



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Citrine reading party



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Author: cream galvanic mad cow disease



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bateful Jade Principal's Office



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent milk church



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Primrose aromatic locale weed whacker

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Titillating aquamarine cuckold area



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: lavender theatre filthpig

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#49354908)