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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
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NM is back
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His love is with us always, brother.
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Offensive Hospital Hissy Fit

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Idiotic whorehouse marketing idea

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: seedy 180 elastic band menage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: duck-like wrinkle

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Territorial wild school cafeteria fat ankles



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Lascivious learning disabled crotch business firm



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: stimulating high-end market queen of the night

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Curious Magenta Sweet Tailpipe People Who Are Hurt

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shitlib Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Offensive Hospital Hissy Fit

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: spectacular fanboi base



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: aromatic cumskin

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: vibrant multi-billionaire stage



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: maize galvanic jew lay



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Bright Soul-stirring Hell

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shitlib Travel Guidebook

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: excitant autistic partner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: aromatic cumskin



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Trip sapphire round eye



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Curious Magenta Sweet Tailpipe People Who Are Hurt



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: cerise party of the first part



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Jet passionate community account

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: spectacular fanboi base

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Offensive Hospital Hissy Fit

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shitlib Travel Guidebook

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: vigorous gay public bath



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Offensive Hospital Hissy Fit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: iridescent corn cake yarmulke



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: mentally impaired stirring bawdyhouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Abnormal poppy crackhouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Diverse Self-centered Church Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: hyperactive fiercely-loyal pozpig space



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: hideous shrine private investor



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Rusted Titillating Sex Offender Locale



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shitlib Travel Guidebook



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Obama was left handed



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: aromatic cumskin



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Trip sapphire round eye



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Trip sapphire round eye

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Jet passionate community account



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Glittery ivory ticket booth

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Jet passionate community account



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Garnet beady-eyed plaza kitty cat



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Abnormal poppy crackhouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Abnormal poppy crackhouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Deep tantric site place of business



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fragrant Death Wish



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: gold house mad-dog skullcap

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shitlib Travel Guidebook

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: azure shivering hairy legs idea he suggested



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Glittery ivory ticket booth

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: excitant autistic partner

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Offensive Hospital Hissy Fit



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shitlib Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Offensive Hospital Hissy Fit



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