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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
floppy legend boistinker
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Tripping Degenerate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
insecure odious locus shitlib
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Maniacal plaza
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Razzle mood stage
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
mint flirting space
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
abusive theater stage bbw
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
blue pozpig telephone
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Disrespectful trust fund
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
adventurous casino
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
brindle cerebral brunch
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
fragrant principal's office fanboi
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Bossy senate new version
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
house-broken halford
  06/30/25
cr
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Disrespectful trust fund
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Painfully honest pocket flask wagecucks
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
fragrant principal's office fanboi
  06/30/25
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exhilarant trump supporter
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
brindle cerebral brunch
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
house-broken halford
  06/30/25
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walnut galvanic kitty giraffe
  07/01/25
*bussy
Mahogany international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
mint flirting space
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
jet field
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
maize aromatic sanctuary ratface
  06/30/25
fuck
brindle cerebral brunch
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
jet field
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
floppy legend boistinker
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
brindle cerebral brunch
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Painfully honest pocket flask wagecucks
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
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Crusty Racy Home
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Glittery hideous meetinghouse candlestick maker
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
autistic trip pit
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
nubile roommate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
autistic trip pit
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
exhilarant trump supporter
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
autistic trip pit
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Excitant locale
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
unholy zippy psychic spot
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Yapping Diverse Voyeur Stag Film
  06/30/25
tcr
exhilarant trump supporter
  07/01/25
just jump
Duck-like menage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
...
charismatic magical bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Chocolate wonderful elastic band
  06/30/25
wow
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Blathering silver filthpig lodge
  06/30/25
JFC man
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
blue pozpig telephone
  06/30/25
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Duck-like menage
  06/30/25
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brindle cerebral brunch
  06/30/25
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fragrant principal's office fanboi
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Stirring Base Regret
  06/30/25
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unholy zippy psychic spot
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Yapping Diverse Voyeur Stag Film
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Glittery hideous meetinghouse candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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obsidian beady-eyed university
  07/01/25
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walnut galvanic kitty giraffe
  07/01/25
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fishy marvelous chad famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
curious station goal in life
  07/01/25
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Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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insecure odious locus shitlib
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Razzle mood stage
  06/30/25
bro
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
...
Yapping Diverse Voyeur Stag Film
  06/30/25
lol
exhilarant trump supporter
  07/01/25
...
Provocative pearl double fault
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
concupiscible mother
  06/30/25
jfc
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Disrespectful trust fund
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Wine apoplectic black woman mediation
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Stirring Base Regret
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
exhilarant trump supporter
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
concupiscible mother
  07/01/25
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nubile roommate
  07/01/25
...
Stirring Base Regret
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
dark gay wizard
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Painfully honest pocket flask wagecucks
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
mewling yellow genital piercing
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
brindle cerebral brunch
  06/30/25
...
mewling yellow genital piercing
  07/01/25
...
Titillating Iridescent Corn Cake Garrison
  07/01/25
lol
exhilarant trump supporter
  07/01/25
...
Duck-like menage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
fear-inspiring lime set reading party
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Supple hall volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Elite naked newt
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
green site mental disorder
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Submissive marketing idea public bath
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Titillating Iridescent Corn Cake Garrison
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Cracking smoky school
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
mewling yellow genital piercing
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
exhilarant trump supporter
  07/01/25
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mewling yellow genital piercing
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
walnut galvanic kitty giraffe
  07/01/25
😟
Black useless brakes
  07/01/25
...
filthy soul-stirring kitchen therapy
  07/01/25
holy shit
mewling yellow genital piercing
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Titillating Iridescent Corn Cake Garrison
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Aqua Electric Travel Guidebook
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
mint flirting space
  07/01/25
...
mewling yellow genital piercing
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Chocolate wonderful elastic band
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
mint flirting space
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
mewling yellow genital piercing
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Startled Arousing Hell
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
walnut galvanic kitty giraffe
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Frisky emerald area indirect expression
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
mewling yellow genital piercing
  07/06/25
...
Chocolate wonderful elastic band
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
histrionic range partner
  07/06/25
...
Stirring Base Regret
  07/06/25
lol
exhilarant trump supporter
  07/07/25
wow
mewling yellow genital piercing
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: floppy legend boistinker

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Tripping Degenerate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: insecure odious locus shitlib

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Maniacal plaza

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle mood stage

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mint flirting space

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: abusive theater stage bbw

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: blue pozpig telephone

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful trust fund

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: adventurous casino

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: brindle cerebral brunch

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fragrant principal's office fanboi

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bossy senate new version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: house-broken halford

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful trust fund

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest pocket flask wagecucks

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fragrant principal's office fanboi

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: brindle cerebral brunch

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: house-broken halford

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: walnut galvanic kitty giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Mahogany international law enforcement agency

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: mint flirting space

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: jet field

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: maize aromatic sanctuary ratface

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: brindle cerebral brunch

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: jet field

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: floppy legend boistinker

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brindle cerebral brunch

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Painfully honest pocket flask wagecucks

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Crusty Racy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Glittery hideous meetinghouse candlestick maker

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: autistic trip pit

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: nubile roommate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: autistic trip pit

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: autistic trip pit

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Excitant locale

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: unholy zippy psychic spot

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Yapping Diverse Voyeur Stag Film

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Duck-like menage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: charismatic magical bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Chocolate wonderful elastic band

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Blathering silver filthpig lodge

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: blue pozpig telephone

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Duck-like menage



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: brindle cerebral brunch



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fragrant principal's office fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Wine apoplectic black woman mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Stirring Base Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: unholy zippy psychic spot



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Yapping Diverse Voyeur Stag Film

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Glittery hideous meetinghouse candlestick maker

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: obsidian beady-eyed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: walnut galvanic kitty giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fishy marvelous chad famous landscape painting



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: curious station goal in life

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: insecure odious locus shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzle mood stage

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Yapping Diverse Voyeur Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Provocative pearl double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: concupiscible mother

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful trust fund

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Wine apoplectic black woman mediation

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Stirring Base Regret

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: concupiscible mother

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: nubile roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Stirring Base Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: dark gay wizard

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Painfully honest pocket flask wagecucks

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: brindle cerebral brunch

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Titillating Iridescent Corn Cake Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Duck-like menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: fear-inspiring lime set reading party

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Supple hall volcanic crater

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Elite naked newt

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: green site mental disorder

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Submissive marketing idea public bath

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Titillating Iridescent Corn Cake Garrison

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Cracking smoky school

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: walnut galvanic kitty giraffe

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Black useless brakes

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: filthy soul-stirring kitchen therapy



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Titillating Iridescent Corn Cake Garrison

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Aqua Electric Travel Guidebook

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mint flirting space

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Pea-brained lilac twinkling uncleanness

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Chocolate wonderful elastic band

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: mint flirting space

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Startled Arousing Hell

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: walnut galvanic kitty giraffe

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Frisky emerald area indirect expression

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Chocolate wonderful elastic band



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: histrionic range partner

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Stirring Base Regret



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: mewling yellow genital piercing

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)